Actually, all six of these are English.

Well... Hmm... The Dutch one would be better translated to:

"It can rust to my ass!"

"It touches one ball without moving the other" is a well-known remix to the french one :)

Other french favorites: "Je m'en tamponne le coquillard" --> I dab my anus with it "Je m'en badigeonne le nombril avec le pinceau de l'indifférence" --> I paint my navel with the brush of indifference about it

Spanish: It sucks me one ball

Zero fucks given is not exactly the same as "Its sausage to me". The German sentence "its sausage to me" would be better translated as "I dont care". Another difference is, that "zero fucks given" can be used to describe other people without explicitly addressing them (example: you and someone else observe someone doing something and you can literally say "zero fucks given" following any action and everyone else will understand that you meant the person you're observing). This is not possible with "it is sausage to me". The sentence structure changes completely when you try the same thing with it.

In theory you can use them in the same situations, but I would say, that "its sausage to me" gets mainly used for describing oneself and not other people.

In Italian "Chi se ne frega?" meaning "Who jerks off on it?". "Me ne frego" ("I jerk off on it") was something Mussolini used to say.

We also have "it goes past my ass" in German

Number 4 should be: It can rust my ass.

I shit on it with a high-arcing trajectory. Hungarian (nagy ívben szarok rá)

“I slap my balls on it” is next level.

Not really. Greek and various translations across the region: "I write it on my balls."

Edit: "To my balls" also works.

Danish: it concerns me [to the extent of(?)] a cardboard-duck / harvest-flower

(Det rager mig en papand / høstblomst)

i took a shit (portuguese)

"My dick hurts" (Croatian)

"I shat" - Brazilian Portuguese

We also have an actual german word for that, in addition to the phrases conveying similar meanings:

Egal.

Meaning something is irrelevant, does not matter, can be disregarded. So, something i give zero fucks about would be something that ist mir (scheiß)egal. Add swear words to your liking for emphasis.

Ah, we have reached another cycle of reposting this. Good to have, since I don't use a calendar and would otherwise not know which year we have. /j

(Note, I am not against reposts if spaced "far enough" in time, because as mentioned before: I don't use a calendar. /j)

Question: For the ones involving dicks and balls, do women typically also use these phrases? Is it one of those things that has just become somehow less-gendered over time despite the content?

Italian has a few that might be hard to translate:

Fottesega: "fucks a handjob/saw"? This one I reckon might be really difficult to translate but "fotte" means "fucks" (the verb, not the noun), and "sega" is both a saw and a handjob so it's anyone's guess how to translate it.

We also have "m'importa 'na sega" or "I care a handjob/saw". This is easier to translate, and I love hearing it in Tuscany accent, top notch.

Also, Spanish has some other: You can change the cucumber with a pepper bell (pimiento) and works the same.

There's also "Me importa tres cojones" or "I care three balls". It's specifically three, because, you see? The word "cojones" is probably the one with most meanings in our language, it has to be three because it's the number for showing an extremely low value thing.