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“I slap my balls on it” is next level.
There's also a popular shorten version.
Je m'en bats les couilles becomes balec'
Is the recipient of the slapping a pole vaulting crossbar?
Yeah that's probably the best.
I particularly like "flowers on my dick and bees all around"... but I would care a great deal about that so it doesn't work very well.
Maybe it's like an "I could care less" thing.
well no, that's just idiots omitting the "n't" part of "couldn't".
I feel like I would give a lot of fucks if that happened to me.