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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 42 points 11 hours ago

He should admit his mistake and add some gay minotaur sex.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 52 points 14 hours ago

I don't think you could have drawn a sfw cover that more firmly suggested gay minotaur sex unless you without drawing them touching.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 12 hours ago

you had me in the first half

[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 87 points 16 hours ago

The author is obviously missing out on a market that's ready to shove money in the author's hands.

[-] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 15 hours ago

I was expecting the final edit to be an explanation on how it's now changed into Minotaur smut due to the full throated fandom.

[-] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 14 hours ago

full throated

Indeed

[-] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 22 points 14 hours ago

Weird zoophilia smut makes BANK, and it doesn’t even have to be good

[-] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 9 points 14 hours ago

How would one get commissioned for this? Not even asking for a friend, I wouldn't mind writing some crap if it pays my house off a decade sooner.

[-] python@lemmy.world 1 points 31 minutes ago

Not sure about writing, but if you want to get into drawing that kind of stuff you just open a Twitter/Deviantart/Tumblr, post non-commission work initially until you have a bit of a following and people asking to commission you will come themselves eventually. I worked that field for about half a year while I had nothing to do because I dropped out of college, and in that time got up to like 100k followers and a solid 400$ a month without advertising it much. I probably could have squeezed out more if I tried, but I didn't really feel like it haha

[-] TheBluePillock@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

I have honestly thought about trying to make money this way. Maybe I'm just good at talking myself out of trying, but I found one good reason to think it'd be harder than it seems.

People say the book can even be bad, and they're half right. It's genre fiction, and those have a very specific style and convention unique to each genre. It's not just allowed to be bad, it's supposed to be - and in a very specific way. You need to be familiar with that to write to the audience's expectations. Being too unique and creative is not a good thing.

In other words, if you want to have any success writing gay minotaur smut, you have to first read enough gay minotaur smut to understand it. I couldn't force myself to read it, not because I'm judging, but I'm just not into it. It bored me too much and felt like a huge slog. But if you can read it you can write it, and the process of familiarizing yourself with that market should also help you figure out how to get discovered for that genre.

[-] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 12 hours ago

You write a book, then you self publish it on Amazon or whatever. Then you hope enough people read it to make it worth the time you spent writing it.

[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

I'm gonna guess there are popular communities for this, just like AO3 for fanfics. Where one should advertise their creation.

[-] starik@lemmy.zip 78 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

4 star rating and over 24K reviews on Amazon

[-] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

It's really good for no fucking reason. The audio book is also REALLY good for NO FUCKING REASON.

[-] SaltSong@startrek.website 43 points 18 hours ago

If they switched that up for a timid young farm boy and a lady minotaur with huge . . . tracts of land that need caring for, I'd read it. Wouldn't even need to change the title.

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago

write it then. what's stopping you? talent? when you get into this literally category talent is less important than creativity.

[-] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

The actual trick to making bank is the fact that cultivation,progression fantasy,monster harem have a weird over lap in the audiobook space. It's why ever monster smut book is also a lit RPG these days.

It's basically become the cheap seasonal isakai of the audiobook world.

Monster harem progression fantasy audiobooks make bank and there sizeable studios that buy up anything remotely half assed or better.

You need to do well enough to get into the audiobook market with like royal guard. You can make a lot of money.

[-] SaltSong@startrek.website 27 points 15 hours ago

Motivation, mostly. I have half a dozen abandoned projects in writing, model building, miniature painting, electronics, programming.

I'm a man of many talents, and limited attention span.

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago

get it. still believe in you.

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[-] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 14 hours ago

If you type "minotaur" into Amazon, the 5th suggested search that pops up is "minotaur romance book." There's a definite market.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 6 points 9 hours ago

This is a quirk of Amazon's publishing rules:

Amazon forbids ebooks that feature bestiality. But there's an audience out there who wants bestiality smut. How the supply meets the demand is thanks to a loophole in Amazon's rules -- Amazon forbids bestiality with existent, non-extinct animals. So bestiality with extinct animals or mythical animals is just fine and can be sold on Amazon.

So ... you want to sell stories about people having sex with horses? No-go. But stories about people having sex with unicorns? No problem. Having sex with wolves? Not at all. But having sex with werewolves? You can have that! Bulls? Nope! But you can have a minotaur...

It's also why 'dinosaur erotica' is a surprisingly thriving genre on Amazon. They're extinct, so they don't fall under the bestiality ban.

[-] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 hours ago

So... if you explicitly say it's a dire wolf, a Florida black wolf, a Sicilian wolf, etc...

[-] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Needs to be anthro is basically the loophole.

Well "anthro" in everyway that doesn't matter. So it slips by the censors.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Kind of a grey area, I think.

And grey areas are risky on that business. Amazon may or may not consider those banned, depending on which person and/or AI is examining your book, what day of the week it is, and whether or not Mercury is in retrograde. And if they decide it's banned, they take it down, you wasted all the effort of writing it, and your account gets a strike, maybe to get permabanned.

So it's generally a good idea to play it safe.

(Oh, you wanted an official ruling from Amazon about whether or not Sicilian Wolf bestiality is okay? Well fuck you! Because Amazon refuses to provide such clarity, and all of this is 90% based on trial and error -- what people have and haven't been banned for -- because Amazon's rules for NSFW content are opaque, mysterious, and constantly subject to change without notice. Have fun!)

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[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 92 points 19 hours ago

I have to say, when I saw the picture I just assumed it was a Chuck Tingle book.

[-] CelloMike@lemmy.world 47 points 18 hours ago

"Pounded in the butt by the hunky realisation that this is not a Chuck Tingle cover"

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 25 points 18 hours ago

not punded in the butt by the lack of hot minotaur gay sex from a LITRPG with a misleading cover

wtf is LITRPG?

[-] Dagamant@lemmy.world 29 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

A style of writing that features aspects taken from RPGs like leveling up, interfaces, skills, and other stuff. Usually fantasy with some kind of game element that the main character and/or other characters have access to.

A popular example is Dungeon Crawler Carl.

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 hours ago

A bit of an outlier in writing quality though

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[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 40 points 17 hours ago

Might want to rename it too "The Staff" is a very smutty name

[-] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 7 hours ago

What's a synonym for staff? How about "The Shaft?"

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 hours ago

"Wild Rabbit" as well.

[-] Klear@quokk.au 31 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

If I wanted to get fucked by a giant minotaur, I'd play Heretic again.

Hmmm... I should play Heretic again. Fun game.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 27 points 18 hours ago

Wtf is a "LITRPG" and why is that on the cover for a novel?

[-] igmelonh@feddit.online 53 points 18 hours ago

Literary RPG; novel with RPG elements like classes, levels, stats, skills, etc. with a focus on progression. Can be considered a subgenre of gamelit, which is any story in a game-like world.

Not sure about why the author and artist went for that cover, aside from the obvious of the guy holding what is presumably the eponymous staff.

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 17 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I am disappointed to learn that it isn’t some sort of upgrade to Choose Your Own Adventure books.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago

Same. 'Roll a d20 and add it to your perception skill stat. If it is higher than 16, turn to page 133; if lower, page 64."

[-] dwemthy@lemmy.world 16 points 15 hours ago

There's a book series called Lone Wolf that is exactly that. There's a character sheet inside the back cover and your copy it over from book to book

[-] smh@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 hours ago

It was remade into an Android app, too!

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[-] Cawifre@lemmy.world 29 points 18 hours ago

LitRPG is literature following what amounts to a power growth story. Main character starts book one as a starvling orphan, finishes the last book as a semi-deific end-game boss-strength monster slayer.

Now as for the cover...

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 15 points 16 hours ago
  1. Find 40 zebra hoofs
  2. ???
  3. Kill god.
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