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Honestly, I would fall into this trap.

The federal agent genuinely sounds like she is a person having car trouble, this trap would work on me because I guess I too am a fundamentally decent person.

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[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 4 points 5 hours ago

Just another example of manufacturing fear so that we don't trust each other.

[-] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Sundown towns are here now. Seems repealing the Civil Rights Act is not an impossibility. Looks the Green Book is needed again.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 16 hours ago

I've known people who got car jacked using the same tactics, DHS are continuing to use criminal tactics to fuck with working class people

[-] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 2 points 13 hours ago

They seem to like blurring those lines. As though the agents being in danger is part of the goal.

Makes you wonder, what government wants the spark to ignite the powder keg? That would be like packing the Reichstag with flammable stuff and telling a local arsonist about it -- OH.

[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 points 5 hours ago

Just looking for an excuse to invoke the insurrection act and a means to rally the base.

[-] deathbird@mander.xyz 47 points 1 day ago

I... this reminds me of a time that a good samaritan actually helped me when I was in trouble. He had a Hispanic accent and fucked off before the cops came, but him stopping to help might have saved my life.

I of course had no way of knowing his legal status, but it doesn't matter to me. That's the kind of person you want in your country.

This kind of "trap" is antichrist behavior. As in against the Bible and against the words of Christ.

[-] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Many Americans proclaim that they are a "Christian" nation, even though its own founding documents prescribed no religious alignment. It's not hard to figure out why.

When the printing press was invented, the Church was against it because it did not want the knowledge of the scriptures to be accessible by commoners; it wanted control over how the scriptures were interpreted to keep the common folk acted in line with the Church's interests.

For the most part, their fears were unfounded. Even today, with near-universal literacy rates, the average religious American has not actually read their holy book. They rely instead on preachers and the media to interpret the text for them, hence America's widespread endorsements of the "prosperity gospel" and "empathy is a sin".

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 16 hours ago

No fucking shit. The people running this world are just there, no good, and should be gone.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago

Sounds like the end result of thinking empathy is a sin.

arresting those who are kind enough to help.

and conveniently, those people tend not to be republican.

[-] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Wouldn't call it the end result, but rather the practice of attempting to make people less empathetic is that of an aggressor looking to divide the people. It has nothing to do with the concept of sin, and everything to do with breaking people apart, making people singular, more manageable targets.

This is a way of convincing people to be less trusting of those around them to prevent them from wanting to organize or cooperate with others out of fear that they may be suddenly arrested by undercover agents.

[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 day ago

Yeah that was Ted Bundy's tactic too.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I am a fan of pilling people at bar trivia:

'Which tactic did Ted Bundy and Immigration Customs Enforcement both use to capture their targets?"

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 day ago

The real goal is to turn nice people into assholes like them.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Imo the fatal flaw in the US system is that DHS doesn't have to have courts with juries for prosecutions. No jury would convict after hearing this was how somebody was caught

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[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago

I keep hearing people speculating that, when the American regime changes, these DHS and CBP agents will be put on trial.

But I think we all know that's never going to happen. Best we can do is name, shame, and socially ostracize them.

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 33 points 1 day ago

Yep, if history is any guide, Democrats, if they ever get back in power, will want to look forward, not back. They've done that with Nixon, Reagan, the GFC, torture, Trump's whole ass coup, ...

It just means that the exact same characters will just try again.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 22 points 1 day ago

Democrat president year: "We must set aside our differences and be united."

Republican president year: "The evil Democrats who plan to kill us all and take away our guns need to be executed."

Democrat president year: "oh what a doozy! We may have lost a lot of people in the Enslavement Camps, but now we must come together and be united."

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Ford set the tone by pardoning Nixon.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

There's not going to be a regime change. It's just going to collapse like Haiti.

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[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 9 points 1 day ago

Stop waiting to be saved. It should be on sight at this point. The civil war is here and the rightoids are winning.

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[-] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 182 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

As we all know, the worst of the worst tends to stop to help stranded motorists. It's a well-documented criminal trait.

[-] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 45 points 2 days ago

I may be from a hive of scum and villainy (southsiiiiide!), but also I have jumper cables, so back up while I take care of this.

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[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 101 points 2 days ago

What the fuck are you doing America?

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 19 hours ago

Dropping the mask.

[-] phx@lemmy.world 102 points 2 days ago

Punishing people for any form of kindness so that they are wary of helping anyone else in the future....

[-] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 58 points 1 day ago

That's how you wear down the population, to dissuade people from engaging in resistance. This is also the point of the violent ICE raids: breaking the social fabric to better control people.

[-] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 9 points 1 day ago

Sadly, it was worked perfectly for a whole generation.

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[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 68 points 1 day ago

Where the fuck is the suspicion, nevermind "reasonable suspicion" behind the use of this tactic? Is helping someone with a broken car a crime, an antifa gang symbol or something to that effect?

There isn't even the pretense of crime fighting in this clip, just a bait trap to kidnap normal, caring people.

[-] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 36 points 1 day ago

Helping someone is communist /s

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I think their "rationale" is to snag the cartoon characters they've invented in their minds.

They expect an opportunist criminal to crime them.

This only makes sense if you believe there are literally millions of criminals in a town of 50 thousand residents.

I expect them to shoo away helpful people indefinitely

(Or, more likely, just arrest a random passerby and call it a success)

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 day ago

Isn’t Oklahoma passing a law that makes it illegal to help an illegal Immigrant in any way? If these laws pass, then the agent can say they were posing as an illegal immigrant, making the helper immediately guilty of a crime.

[-] Dry_Monk@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is honestly pretty smart on the part of the fascists. A big portion of what is so effective about the resistance is that it's founded on strong community action. Neighbors helping neighbors, because it's the right thing to do.

Posing as a neighbor in need makes that act feel riskier. It changes the calculus, just a little, in favor of not helping your neighbor. They achieve their near term goal of getting their victim, but there's an even more valuable (to them) effect of weakening community ties overall.

Time to double down on looking out for your neighbors.

EDIT: Looking out for them so you can help. In case that wasn't clear.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

War on Decency

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 57 points 1 day ago

Hey, isn't this what gangs and other criminals do the rob or kidnap and murder people? Oh, it's the same picture?

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Feel free to call my take hyperbolic but this is genocidal.

This aims to eradicate a culture. That's the definition of the word.

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[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 66 points 2 days ago

Cartel tactics

[-] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 73 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So here's the new way to help stranded motorists in the US: hold them at gun point, handcuff them to a tree, then fix their car.

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