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[-] accideath@feddit.org 51 points 2 months ago

This list is missing the Sunbeam Radiant Control Toaster, which is utterly unique, and, imo, absolutely S-Tier.

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As I said, no change requests will be accepted. Thank you for your cooperation.

(It would be B tier anyway. It doesn't work with thicker slices and it's unique features are not enough to take it to A)

[-] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 36 points 2 months ago

You're objectively wrong, but I appreciate your conviction.

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 12 points 2 months ago
[-] airbreather@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I was beyond belief that such a tier list could exist without it.

[-] apftwb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I don't need to click that link to know what channel it is.

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago
[-] listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io 13 points 2 months ago

Came here to say this, also "hello, fellow Technology Connections watcher!"

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Way more than dozens, certainly

[-] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Only made possible through the magic of buying two of them

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[-] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

God tier toaster

[-] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 months ago

Toaster ovens can toast way thicker and larger slices than a standard toaster, and can also be used as a mini oven.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago
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if i wanted a mini oven, id use an air frier. but otherwise I should probably get one

[-] axexrx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

And air fryer is just a toaster oven with a fan

[-] rainwall@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

My toaster oven is an air fryer as well, and a good one. Most modern ones are basically toasters/convection ovens/air fryers/dehydrators/etc.

They are so useful if you have space for them.

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[-] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Many toaster overs are air friers (often called convection ovens). They are S tier for a wide variety of reasons!

[-] Encephalotrocity@feddit.online 18 points 2 months ago
[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 2 months ago

Toaster ovens are S tier. This is whack af.

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[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

Is there a tier class above S for the most advanced toaster ever made?

[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 13 points 2 months ago

As a Brit, almost all of these are an abomination and an affront to God's plans.

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[-] AngryHumanoid@pawb.social 11 points 2 months ago

Where's the Breville Smart Toaster Oven Pro? I don't see a picture of the Breville Smart Toaster Oven Pro. You must have accidentally forgotten to include the Breville Smart Toaster Oven Pro.

[-] rainwall@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago

Hallowed be its name:

[-] BillyClark@piefed.social 11 points 2 months ago

If you prefer to avoid single-purpose kitchen appliances, then you will prefer toaster ovens to toasters. (Also, a normal oven can do.)

A toaster oven is also the superior appliance for making toast as it can toast bread that has already been loaded up with things like butter or peanut butter.

I think I see one toaster oven in the list, listed as D tier, which makes sense for that one because it has a built-in coffee maker.

But where's the normal toaster oven in this list? That would be S-tier.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Beg to differ, I traded my S tier standard toaster for my dad's toaster oven because he liked mine so much when I stayed with him during COVID times. The toaster oven is top notch but the added utility of preloaded toppings is offset by the counter top footprint. It also only really toasts one side properly.

The kicker is, most of the best applications are better done on a real oven. That's how I do garlic bread, for instance. The only advantage is if I want to make something quick and sad, such as a pretend grilled cheese sandwich for the kids while I'm sick, I can slab cheese on each slice of bread and put them together at the end. Luckily little kids have no taste, so they don't mind.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Toaster oven is superior. I don't mind the counter top space because it is a superior appliance.

Mine toast both sides, as there is a top and bottom heating element. It's was better for reheating pizza than a microwave (takes longer, but the end result is way better). It's really handy to have a smaller secondary oven when cooking big meals. I roasted a turkey breast in mine last year, while the stuffing cooked at a different temp in the oven.

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[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago

You should change this.

An AI powered toaster would clearly stand head over heels above all the rest of these posers...

Just use more AI bro. Just one more is all you need.

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[-] tino@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

the F tier needs to be only for Internet-of-shit smart toasters with led screens.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

all those are weak sauce.

behold. the best toaster that toasts toast.

1000003056

used to throw half baguettes in for meatball subs.

long is far superior to short bread sized slots.

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[-] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

where the frying pan?

[-] gazter@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Excuse me, am I in the right place? I'm looking for somewhere to rant about toasters that beep, and toasters with a motorised lift system.

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[-] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Those "c-tier" motorised hotel-buffet ones are kinda goated for their use case. Stupid for home use of course.

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[-] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago

I struggle to imagine how an actual commercial salamander is ranked lower than these gimmicky counter appliance abominations

[-] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

How the fuck am I just learning that toasters can have little racks on top for croissants?

I assume you can't actually bake them like this. This is just for reheating them while keeping them crispy and flaky, right?

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[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Imagine having space for a toaster.
- an oven enjoyer

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Imagine having space for a toaster or an oven.
– a pan lover

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[-] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Only acceptable design is A-tier, all others are unnecessarily restrictive in size and dimensions of the food to toast. Only idiots limit themselves to sliced bread.

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[-] alt_xa_23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Usually F is the worst rating but you have it as the best, which is confusing.

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