Its like it was written, you can't make this shit up

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[–] 80 points 8 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 73 points 8 months ago (11 children)

    Leaving aside his neck doing that thing for no reason, I have no idea what his plan was with this. The question was in context of trans mass shooters, which aren't a big segment of either option. What was he even trying to say?

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  • [–] 76 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    He was setting up for the funniest punchline of all time

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  • [–] 48 points 8 months ago

    He was about to get owned in the marketplace of ideas. He regularly "lost" debates to college students at these events, and these sort of non-sequiters were a tactic he used to throw off opponents when they were making a good point.

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago

    He was too used to it being something they could edit before going out so it would either not make the cut or changed enough to make him still come out on top.

    That and he had absolutely no convictions other than getting talking points out

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  • [–] 56 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    There's so much shit happening the last few years that make me believe in a sapient God creator of the universe. And that God is a fucking hack

    • Immigration police kill "Good" and "Pretty" people
    • An italian man with the last name "Mangione" (Glutton) kills a "healthcare CEO"
    • proven-wrong-1 proven-wrong-2
    • A man with mild dementia living in a gilded tower becomes "ruler of the free world", he is then replaced with a man with medium dementia who believed in the machine so much he never got paid well enough to live in a gilded tower AND HE gets replaced with the first man who now has severe dementia
    • The richest man in the world has the last name "Musk". He's filthy rich.
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  • [–] 50 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    When I saw that footage the day it happened I instantly knew that bozo was dead. You don't bleed out that much and come back from it. bye

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  • [–] 31 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I hadn't seen it at first but every time someone said "it's not confirmed he's dead" the reply was some variation of "Did you see the video? He's dead"

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  • [–] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Your body doesn't jerk like that without severe trauma

    Only way he would've lived through that hit would've been if he had been shot in the medbay of the USS Enterprise

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  • [–] 48 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Another one of Kirk's retrospective bangers:

    I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights

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  • [–] 40 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Died for what he believed in lmao

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  • [–] 46 points 8 months ago

    He died the way he lived: trying to prove that school shootings are not only unavoidable, but are in fact a good thing.

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  • [–] 38 points 8 months ago

    It would be a good sample to loop over a video of the many examples of cops and feds doing violence. The biggest gangs in the country.

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    [–] 23 points 8 months ago

    Famous last words.

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago

    whoever wrote that season of life deserves a raise

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    So how many of y'all believe the detonation theory?

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    There's one guy that did a fairly convincing recreation with a squib, but idk if I believe that. There were some other guys that did analysis of the time between cracks, and found it didn't match the shooter being where the shooter officially was.

    I think the biggest thing is the timeline of rifle disassembly and reassembly doesn't line up at all, especially considering the disassembled rifle wouldn't be able to fit in the backpack that was in the video. There was some gun guy that bought the exact rifle, and the exact backpack, and the official story clearly doesn't line up there.

    But ultimately I don't think it's a huge deal what really happened. It's created a decent amount of conflict among conservatives, what with Candace Ownes, most people don't care anymore, he probably did actually die, and exposing Kirk as alive probably wouldn't change much tbh.

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