I've never even seen a manatee in a bikini.

Manatees are struggling with climate change along the florida coast line where waters in the summer have been measured to up to 100 degree F in the ocean. It has devastated manatee floral diet. And they are dying off from it.

Do not torment the gentle wildlife that you are killing off.

In Florida, is an extremely serious crime to even touch a manatee.

The other perpetrator:

Listen, I get it, Manatees have no business wearing a bikini.

Who was in the bikini?

In the criminal justice system, harassment of marine mammals is considered a Florida-tier offense. In Miami-Dade, the detectives who investigate these bizarre aquatic crimes are members of an elite squad known as the Meth-Adjacent Intervention Unit. These are their stories.

Why was the manatee in a park and why was it wearing a bikini. Lastly, was it a licensed wrestling match or unsanctioned?

She just wanted her bikini back after the manatee stole it.

Her hips don't lie! That's shakira! You guys arrested shakira while she was doing her wrestling routine!

You might have noticed she's not blonde.

Florida Man(atee).

Manatees can't wear bikinis, their nipples are in entirely the wrong place

One is left wandering what a manatee in a bikini was doing in a public park...

I feel there's more to this story we're missing here. ..but damn, I'd wrestle her any day...

What’s the crime?

choke me mommy

LEAVE IT ALONE! FIGHT ME INSTEAD!

Goes prone

Well... Who won?

Oh no here comes the manatee from the top rope with a steel chair! Oof! As god as my witness she is broken in half!

I'm going to have to see the video

Picture is AI

Musk is responsible for this. Remember a few weeks ago when he made Grok put everyone in bikinis? Of course, Florida is now copying it IRL. And as usual, it's the poor bloody matinee ... mantit ... blobbly wobblies that suffer!

Is this on pay per view?