You joke but I'll cook meals with effort like that all the time.

I've had issues on multiple devices.

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Toss it in the pan, break it up with the sparchula.

People acting like they don't sell the 10% stuff anymore.

Nope, absolutely pointless. You are just creating work for yourself. This ship has sailed and unless you got the votes (not even close) it'll never change.

Use every part! Shits delicious. If it wasn't so salty would be a great way to avoid prep more often.

Small joint.

If you pick the correct hardware. Which is a crap shoot per distro, bazzite included.

Unless you are looking to learn nix, go with Windows or Apple. 

Unless you made sure all the hardware works and you want to fuck around Linux ain't for normies despite what this forum is going to screech at you.