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submitted 5 days ago by micnd90@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net
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[-] robotElder2@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

Brilliant! I want ten thousand tough guys patrolling the perimeter. And I want ten thousand soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher! And here's how I want them arranged: tough soft soft tough tough tough soft tough soft soft!

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

tough guys and soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher

hyperflush

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

trump-kubrick-stare "I was elected to lead, not to read."

[-] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 days ago

Liberals will do anything but address the root of the problem

[-] DigitalDidgeridoo@kbin.earth 22 points 5 days ago

The year is 2060. Half the planet is desert, hundreds of millions are dead from water wars, ecosystem collapse, and the resulting famines. The people are forced to gamble on polymarket over how many people the secret police will execute that day just to get by.

"B-but..." The liberal says. "Capitalism is the best system we have! The poor people have iphones! Our ancestors couldn't have dreamed of this! This isn't real Capitalism, it's Corporatism! If we just regulate-" Their neuralink implant detects detects a dissident thought, so it explodes, killing them instantly.

At least I was a reasonable, respectable moderate, they think to themselves during their final moments.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

“Yeah I couldn’t stop working and died on the job but at least we kept the real estate market afloat. Buying a home and then one day selling it for more money was crucial to funding my theoretical retirement”

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

You could probably use american racism to get them to pay for it

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

We're gonna build a dome around America and make America pay for it

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

Is this frutiger aero? is-this

[-] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

c/Badposting is a better place for such posts

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

That's why they got rid of EPA

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