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[-] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 days ago

Liberals will do anything but address the root of the problem

[-] DigitalDidgeridoo@kbin.earth 22 points 5 days ago

The year is 2060. Half the planet is desert, hundreds of millions are dead from water wars, ecosystem collapse, and the resulting famines. The people are forced to gamble on polymarket over how many people the secret police will execute that day just to get by.

"B-but..." The liberal says. "Capitalism is the best system we have! The poor people have iphones! Our ancestors couldn't have dreamed of this! This isn't real Capitalism, it's Corporatism! If we just regulate-" Their neuralink implant detects detects a dissident thought, so it explodes, killing them instantly.

At least I was a reasonable, respectable moderate, they think to themselves during their final moments.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

“Yeah I couldn’t stop working and died on the job but at least we kept the real estate market afloat. Buying a home and then one day selling it for more money was crucial to funding my theoretical retirement”

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