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[-] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 days ago

As the event concluded, President Trump signed an executive order directing the military to purchase electricity from coal-fired power plants,

Ah, so just a normal bribe then.

[-] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago

Usually bad kids get a lump of coal. He's so terrible he got a champion of coal award.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Guy loves participation trophies.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 10 points 4 days ago

And he'll never consider why its undisputed

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

The FIFA Greenpeace Award.

[-] Seaguy05@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Made out of .. coal or gold

[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

Wish he’d fall down a mine shaft.

[-] Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

That's nice for him. He does love being given awards. Even when it's an award that someone else won.

[-] DaPope1301@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Having unredacted close captions of Trump manages to make my head hurt even more than listening to him somehow. This guy's magical.

this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2026
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