Anyone wanna play this with me? I'm always looking for new teammates!
Fueled by nothing but rage and socialism
Literally me
i wonder if they're fueled by beans too
Blended up Super Earthicans
So yeah
Blended up Super Earthicans
BUSE, they coming for that bussy
Blended up Super Erthicans
Oh God!!!
All support to the robot resistance against Super Earth imperialism!
Everyone should join me on my plan to just die millions of times to use up the allotment of reinforcements we have
End the operation early and send a powerful message
Let them blow up Super Earth like they did in the first game
I don't know if you heard but there's a LARP faction in game that play as humans trying to defect to the cyborgs who will purposefully teamkill.
I think the devs said they may make it canon.
Who do you think started that faction? 
Not me, but I do kill my annoying teammates
Oh my god are you Erik from Internet Comment Etiquette???
I can neither confirm nor deny that rumor
Can I be in the next video?
Can you swing a sack full of doorknobs?
Can I!
ANSWER THE QUESTION
I don't play it anymore, but when I did I kicked two teammates right as the mission was ending, because they had been assholes all game. Felt good.
the sexy communist robot statue isnt real it cant hurt you
the sexy communist robot isnt real you cant hug it
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Helldivers is a game completely devoid of politics.
They're going to kick our asses and i am here for it
they may kick our asses... but they'll NEVER! KICK! OUR FREEDOM!
Actually im referencing iirc arfenhouse the movie
wtf i fucking love ai now
They're Cyborgs, not Abominable Intelligence. Literally can't hate them.
Get ready for the most annoying ass redditor responses to the mention of socialism I guess. It will be like if liberty prime was more popular.
The Devs seem to be cool though, it's just the audience.
Parody goes over way too many people's heads.
I honestly think people know it's parody and they choose to like it in spite of it. Like how some users here will go 
at Enemy At The Gates or Zhukov's introduction in Death Of Stalin (I am some)
I watched Red Dawn knowing it was gonna be crap just to have fun rooting for the Soviets. I'm absolutely one of these. I love laughing at the sheer absurdity of the Cold War and at Western media portrayals of The Commies during the period. Plus, y'know, the Soviet Bear is really bloody cute when they tried and failed to draw him scary rather than hug shaped.
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Also, if anyone wants to join me and my partner in Helldiving, we're on PSN as
Me: FuriosoThe My Partner: DogAndBeans
We are both rank 150 and very, very capable
If you need my friend code, just send me a DM and I'll shoot you one 
Hell yeah
Tabletop, DnD, board games, and minecraft. Also Animal Crossing.
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