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A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.

The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.

It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.

After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.

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[-] Euergetes@hexbear.net 56 points 2 months ago

WAS THERE A SECOND DATE????????

antelope-popcorn

[-] Muinteoir_Saoirse@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago

I looked this story up on BBC, and yes there was a second date, he likes her

[-] Euergetes@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

niko-wonderous a heap of good fortune

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

It's a pretty great first date story like you kinda just gotta see where the roller coaster goes

[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

This is also a decade old story lol. The Mail Article also just says they remained friends, but didn't keep dating.

[-] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

sicko-jpeg they can call into a radio station to try to get one if dude ghosts them. She's considerate, a freak (positive), this is hilarious, and she's flexible; he'd be missing out, tbh.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago
[-] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago

God forbid a girl has a hobby

[-] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

I hope they stay together. Imagine telling the kids about the origin story, they'd BSOD.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

You heard of step sister getting stuck in the drier before, well, I've got a new joint for you and it STINKS

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 1 points 2 months ago

... imagine having Windows kids ... with that window.

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Imagine doing this and then having a photo with explanation published by the daily mail. It's a mind-boggling level of humiliation.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Oh dear god, that is unimaginably disgusting. Horrible. Revolting. Dirty.

That Daily Mail watermark is vulgar as fuck.

Funny story though.

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago
[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

can't even open this fucking link in an incognito tab without being forced to do a captcha that fails no matter what and I want to fucking shoot someone over it

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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Most likely, probably why she had a log that wouldn't flush.

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.

After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.

They say you are what you eat, but apparently you're also what comes out of your ass.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago
[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago
[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Put a ring on it

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

This is the most British thing ever

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 months ago
[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

This is an episode of Dead Pixels

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