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A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.

The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.

It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.

After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.

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[-] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago

I hope they stay together. Imagine telling the kids about the origin story, they'd BSOD.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 1 points 8 hours ago

... imagine having Windows kids ... with that window.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

You heard of step sister getting stuck in the drier before, well, I've got a new joint for you and it STINKS

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