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El Duce (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

I feel like I'm 12 years old again at a busy public pool, and just watched the lifeguards clear everybody out.

Anyone want to walk to Sev with me and buy a cyclone ice cream stick?

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[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago

Wait hold up... did he actually do a poo poo?

[-] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago

This isn't new behavior. He's been incontinent for decades. Look up people telling stories about working on "The Apprentice", the folks that worked on it called it "The Shit Show".

[-] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 21 points 6 days ago

I'm only a secondhand source at best, but one of my customers works for city hall and says she met him once, and while she doesn't know if it was shit or BO, he smells atrocious. I forget her exact words, but 'dumpster fire' would have been a kind estimate.

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 10 points 6 days ago

I mean you just know he smells terrible. The mix of old fat guy paired with whatever his orange taint, and hairspray and perfume would smell like. All that mixed with a loaded diaper

[-] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago

One of the things that was claimed in the Sascha Riley tapes was that, when Riley was sexually assaulted by trump as a child, he kicked something (I think he said a broomstick or something) way up Trump's ass, causing him to be airlifted off Epstein Island. This is completely unverified, of course, but it makes amazing head canon as an explanation for his incontinence. It's also a great villain origin story.

[-] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

It was a tent peg 😀

[-] RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 days ago

Honestly a distraction from the Epstein files?

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

WRONG. WRONG! ...
They are called "the Epstein tRUMP files"

[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 2 points 6 days ago

I prefer trump-Epstein. It makes it feel like the name of a rare disease.

[-] sonofearth@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

2 Girls 1 Trump. Shit that sounds very wrong.

[-] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

More like "El Douche".

[-] funkajunk@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I was always more of a drumstick kind of guy

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 6 days ago

a cyclone ice cream stick?

Not hungry now, thank you 🤢

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 96 points 1 week ago

The sound isn't that convincing, but the reaction of everyone else in the room says something hugely embarrassing went down.

Also blonde standing right behind him definitely caught the worst of the back blast.

[-] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 54 points 1 week ago

If you can’t hear a very clear loud squeaky fart sound, you need to turn up the volume and tune out the extremely loud person talking with your brain.

It’s there. Right when the blonde looks down at him.

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

And as someone who worked in a nursing home for a year when I was in my 20s, that “put put putput put” sound that happens twice is exactly the sound of someone shitting themselves in a diaper. You get used to listening for it

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 18 points 6 days ago

I want someone to sound isolate this because I miss it almost every time I watch the video

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

Oh, I can hear it all right. But a "fart sound" isn't exactly convincing evidence by itself.

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's very short and small, like a small amount of gas that quickly turned to escaped fluid that just gushed out

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

Like I said, I can hear it.

[-] dellish@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago
[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago

God I wish 😩

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 5 points 6 days ago

It probably smelled pretty viscous, the sort of thing that hangs out in the nostrils even if you leave the room

[-] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 1 points 6 days ago

Looked wet though

[-] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

She fucking tasted it! She was at ground zero.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 65 points 1 week ago

Ootl, what happened? Did he shit his pants on live TV again?

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 77 points 1 week ago

The video in question, since nobody's linked you. At 33 seconds you hear what appears to be an audible fart/shart. Given how fast he cleared the room after and some of the facial expressions, it does seem very likely he did.

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 63 points 1 week ago
[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Those seem like... real stretches. When she "Gestures it's a code 2" she scratches her nose, and the staff hot mic is extremely indistinct, to the point that even listening for "I really can't do this again" I can only barely hear it - it could be anything, including an apology. Even the initial "shart" noise is an incredibly minor sound in a room with a whole lot of extremely minor sounds.

I hate when people leap to support this kind of rumor, because it's just such a waste of time - there's never going to be any proof, everyone is just putting string on a corkboard and insisting it makes sense. There's so so many exhaustively well documented things to hold against trump, why in this case do we need to literally make shit up to feel superior to him? Isn't the part where we're not stupid corrupt racist genocidal narcissistic homophobic hypocritical monsters enough?

[-] protist@mander.xyz 33 points 6 days ago

Dude, the sound is clearly audible, and the people behind him clearly react to it, and they clearly end the event prematurely right after it happens.

Attention on this doesn't diminish any of the horrible atrocities committed by the Trump Admin, but it cuts at the very foundation of the "strongman" persona Trump tries so desperately to portray

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world -4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

A sound is audible, yeah. I can't believe I'm using this argument but anyone in that room full of people could have farted, and it feels like the people really championing this have never watched another one of his pressers - he ends them abruptly like this all the time, the body language of the people behind him is always weird (they're big enough freaks that they're willing to be filmed standing behind trump), there's really nothing abnormal (for trump) happening here.

If you want to believe trump shit his pants sure, you can do that - but the willingness of people to latch onto this and insist that it's true (in the face of so many reasons to be skeptical), even presenting red-string-on-board evidence like in that youtube screenshot, should worry you. If they're willing to accept this with no evidence, what else are they accepting with a similar degree of scrutiny just because it's something you want to be true?

[-] protist@mander.xyz 9 points 6 days ago

I think you're taking this too seriously

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I think you're dismissing my well founded concern over the eager acceptance of misinformation because you don't want to see it as a problem to make fun of your enemies - sure, it's fine to make fun of trump, but even in this thread people are going well beyond just making fun of him and are acting like this is clearly established fact.

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I know you're accusing me of taking this too seriously, but I fat-fingered the downvote button and a few minutes later, on a 22 hour old post, you go thru and downvote everything I've said? I don't even know how you'd notice that since it was only for a moment before I reversed the vote, but man if your attitude in a discussion is that malleable that's concerning.

Edif: well that was predictable...

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago

Mostly because it's hilarious.

And you're right, the real evidence this happened is in the reactions of the other people in the room, which are a lot harder to argue with. If nobody had reacted, I'd also be saying this doesn't happen.

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 8 points 6 days ago

My favorite part is at 00:40 when you see rfk jr do a big inhale and frown and maybe even think to that he shouldn't have sat behind him.

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There was a weird noise in a recent press event at the oval office and then reporters were ushered outside - rumors are that the reporters said it smelled like he shit himself, but I haven't seen any primary source stating that. Seems most likely that this is a rumor and something else was going on, though it would be amusing if it were true.

[-] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I mean: do you really think an official would confirm POTUS shat his pants if it were true? These are the scenes where you'll never know what actually happened.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

oh, we all know what happened.

pic related

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[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah, exactly.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

until he provides proof stating otherwise, that vile man just shit his pants on live television in one of the most storied rooms in America.

it's where the Cuban missile crisis was resolved by John F Kennedy.

Nixon addressed the nation when Watergate broke.

Lyndon Johnson signed the civil rights act of 1964.

Bill Clinton got his dick wet.

finally, Donald Trump shit himself in front of a nation.

man, what an amazing history and now his shitty drawers are a part of it!

[-] CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Why are we over cropping images now?

What is the first word of "...at American Recovery Initiative"? And why is "Office" in "Oval Office" removed?

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

No idea on the first word, but ‘the oval’ is basically presidential slang for the Oval Office.

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Oh my god, I’d kill for a cyclone pop. Do they still make those?

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