Here's my write-in: Apathetic androgenous anticapitalist non-voter who reeks of cheap smoke shop 'weed'

VPN user voting is not allowed.

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Big fat daddy eating all the grain ftw.

the hard labor enjoyer forced to write poetry

Write-in candidate.

The 70 metre tall PLA supersoldier who Kaiju-crushes entire buildings clearly labelled "Xinjiang" for maximum newspaper-cartoon factor.

Can i be a champagne socialist nepobaby who also brainwashes the kids into hating god and transing their gender

Edit: i dont like champagne can i be like, a fancy expensive cocktail socialist instead

im 2 lazy to turn off my vpn for this but i'd probably like to be the drag queen. that sounds like a lot of fun. tho im already the spectre covering the whole world, so that'd work too

Whichever existential threat libs imagine us as in their mindpalace.

True story. One time while my partner was on acid, she thought I was a Chinese dragon lady.

Stop spying on us, Owl.

Suspicious amount of worms on this website. 👀

Make me the flamboyant drag queen

Champagne socialist for me

I only get to choose one?

No antifa supersoldier/KGB elite beat agent option 0/10

No VPN voting? sus

I already love to brainwash people to hate god and be trans

What does the worm refer to?