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As he clung to power despite US opposition
I consent.
I consent.
Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
hexbear.net/@FlakesBongler@hexbear.net help me out here I swear I remember a line that goes something like:
watch as I [do trick] using only this [stage object] and a common [obvious tool for the job].
but I'm drawing a blank on frinkiac.
[cling to power] [paranoia?] [wide support of the electorate]
Oh wow, my brain keeps going to Johnny Carson lifting the car over his head while singing the aria from Carmen but I don't think that's quite right
Maybe this?
Shit, I shouldn't have taken those edibles earlier, my brain is failing
I must have just hallucinated it. Wait why aren't I flipping over the tortoise 
It sounds so familiar, it might be from something else
If it's Futurama, I can check Morbotron in the morning when I can focus for more than three seconds
That sounds like the loony tunes talent agent gag
Just because we are out to get you, and in fact are very open about this, it doesn't make it ok for you to say it!
We're out to get you, constantly broadcasting this fact, putting out bounties for your capture, and literally kidnapping you and you're mad at me?
What do you mean there is no evidence of the CIA trying to topple his leadership when the CIA literally toppled his leadership??
WHAT MORE EVIDENCE COULD POSSIBLY EXIST...?????
lol, CNN is stealing Chief Wiggum's best bit
I was thinking more along the lines of
"Well, Mr Malloy... it seems the cat burglar has been caught . . . by the very person . . . who was trying to catch him!"
"How ironic."
I said the law is powerless to HELP you!
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
How convenient for you to paint this picture that is now real 
I think that’s on purpose - I read this as the writer saying, “for years Maduro sowed (at the time) baseless conspiracy theories about the CIA. Trumps bumbling actually proved him right.”
No you see, because we failed all those other times, we weren't actually trying.
The convenient boogey man that is real and actually trying to ruin your life
Is the CIA in the room with us, Mr. Maduro?
this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2026
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