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[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 63 points 3 weeks ago
[-] miz@hexbear.net 45 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

the boomers who survived exposure to 24/7 news were then exposed to the internet and then to generative LLM slop. only a tiny fraction of those brains have survived intact

(yes generations are a distraction from class, but they have outsized assets and media caters to them)

EDIT: (plus how OLD most American officeholders are)

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago

Lathe: we will see 100% personalized news in our near future if not what we’re seeing already.

[-] NinaPasadena@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Ya I think we're just about 85% now

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 62 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 53 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's Odins fault for being mean to Fenrir

[-] regul@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Apologies for slut-shaming, but it's Loki's fault for being a too sexy horse.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago

Jokes aside, it must be awesome to be a brainless facebook boomer who lives in a world that's like a fantasy novel.

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 33 points 3 weeks ago

We all wish our biggest issue was an ancient, earth spanning snake awakening from its slumber. It would be easier than this shit.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

you do a bunch of character building for about 30 minutes as the snake is foreshadowed, then reveal the snake as all kinds of hell breaks loose, then our characters figure out a way to kill the snake and save the world. two of our most attractive characters kiss. boom donezo

[-] Lurkmore@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

The snake is capitalism. Boom symbolism.

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

I have to wonder if they actually believe it, or if they just get really into the bit because it's fun

thinking-about-it

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

Knowing my aunt who's QAnon and MAGA faithful, there's a lot of true believers biden-troll

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

It's kind of both. The first bit of that False Witnesses article talks a little about this sort of idea.

https://redsails.org/false-witnesses/

[-] built_on_hope@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

Justice4Fenrir

[-] SwagliacciTheBadClown@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

That’s how one ends up with a bad dragon on their hands like we’re currently seeing!!!

[-] Civility@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 52 points 3 weeks ago

If Leviathan is waking up, I'm not going to work

[-] miz@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago

b-b-but my small business! oh by the way I can't pay you this week but I swear it will be in next week's paycheck.

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

Look, I gotta pay myself first before I can pay you, I've got the wolves at my door, it's like the pre-flight video says in an emergency you have to secure your own Mercedes AMG GT Coupé first before helping others

[-] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago

“Lieutenant, the leviathan is waking up off the coast of Virginia! What are your orders?” “Quick soldier, make it snow in Ohio.” “Brilliant, sir!”

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago

I kinda wish our world had actual cool stuff like that instead of microplastic and global warming.

[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe not country-size ocean snakes, but the world does have Binturongs! It also has deserts. It even has religious architecture! These are some cool things.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago

Too late, the Gjallarhorn has been blown

The Fimbulwinter is upon us!

[-] regul@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

Hey, don't blame me, I clipped heaps of dead people's nails so that Hel wouldn't have the materials for her ship!

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

I don't want to join the einherjar, I don't even like mead that much

[-] regul@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry, pal, but you're reliving the glory of battle against honorable and valiant foes for eternity!

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago
[-] miz@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

volcel-judge citizen, what can you tell us about this... oral incident with what you call your [checks notes] some kind of horn

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago
[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

Futurama instead of simpsons screenshots are fine, I was gonna say Diaenchantment is crossing the line and then realised id be more impressed if you could remember anything from that show.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I watched a few episodes and it just didn't grab me

I might give it another go someday, but for now I'm happy with other stuff

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

I logged through the first 2 seasons cause I assumed it was going somewhere. It wasnt.

It's a sit com, do they ever really go anywhere?

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

This one was serialized and sitcoms fo go somewhere in terms of finding their footing after a couple seasons usually

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago

What nonsensical woo.

That’s clearly Cthulhu.

[-] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

People out here mixing up Leviathan and Jörmungandr, smh

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

Right?? Jörmungandr eats the whole world, while Leviathan just eats the souls of the damned. You'd think a highly educated populace like the richest nation on Earth would know important things like this.

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

Who would win the battle of being believed:

Decades of verifiable scientific research explaining why these extreme weather events are happening

or

One (image that kinda looks like a) giant snakey boi

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

oh that's just Ceadeus, give him a good shave and haircut and he'll settle down

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

This is a lot less funny to me after I had to sit through a long bus ride near a woman blaring AI generated christian conspiracy theory videos at full volume, there's so fucking much of that shit now and it has fried the minds of so many people, this woman was staring at her phone like an ipad baby, 0 awareness of anything around her, but she looked like she was in her 50s or 60s. Shit is so fucked. People who make up these conspiracy theories have caused irreparable damage to some people's minds.

[-] Chana@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago
[-] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

it had better be, I just sold all my stuff to go worship it

[-] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

May Surtur destroy America with his fire sword

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

they think scp-169 is real

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