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[-] [email protected] 113 points 2 years ago

Holy shit can we unban this user please? This is the kind of humor I need in my life right now.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

redfash mods stopping liberals from getting a political education

#Free@[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

90% of American reeducation will just be having to repeat english class until they can identify themes in a text

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

We have summer camps for that

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We need to unban some of these users to generate site taglines

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

I find myself refreshing(rescrolling?) Jerboa on my hexbear account just to cycle through the taglines occasionally lol.

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

😭💀 forreall

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[-] [email protected] 98 points 2 years ago

make actual liberals look bad.

they don't need any help

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[-] [email protected] 86 points 2 years ago

self identifying as liberal wtf

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

very early-mid 2000s, I didn’t know people did that anymore

[-] [email protected] 80 points 2 years ago

“Anyone who disagrees with my politics must be a conservative because I am a child that cannot understand politics as anything other than a simple binary.”

[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago

They think leftists are all liberals, it's a confusion of words

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Political language is so fucked in the US, I've read a ton, went to school in more 'progressive' places in the US, actual leftist family, and it still took me a while to realize how twisted my ideas of words like socialist and liberal were growing up.

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[-] [email protected] 79 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

POV: you're watching a load of liberals who've been banned trying to dunk on bears in the replies to our posts
wall-talk wall-talk wall-talk wall-talk wall-talk

[-] [email protected] 77 points 2 years ago

That's a person who probably should just have things explained to them, since they are plainly a liberal in a tiny bubble

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

All my Soros bux say they would double down and go mask off

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

I'll raise you my XiCoins

[-] [email protected] 71 points 2 years ago

The Western urge to have strong opinions about something you've never even tried to understand.

[-] [email protected] 70 points 2 years ago

This is the down side of great moderation - we have been robbed of the privilege of dunking on this moron

[-] [email protected] 69 points 2 years ago

New tagline for the site just dropped

Also: >tfw your understanding of the political spectrum spans all the way from liberal to liberal

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

Liberal: All Scratched Up

to

Liberal: Uncut

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[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

CW: nudity

Classiest liberal.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

Are they wrong for being a liberal? Yes.

Are they wrong for appreciating short-haired mothers-to-be? Harder to say.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

The gay baby in your milf is making her eat pickles and cut her hair frothingfash

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

No, but being rude to other connoisseurs of said ladies is indeed unacceptable

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Of course they comment on porn communities lmao

[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Because liberals aren't leftist you fucking politically illiterate dumbass

https://youtu.be/75ydscgjL7M

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago

things in the west would be so much better if every single liberal were suddenly gifted the understanding that they do not hold any claim to leftism

[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"liberal" and "conservative" presuppose a capitalist framework and because liberals are unwilling or unable to imagine politics outside of a capitalist framework, they are unable to imagine anything to the left of themselves. In their mind it's all MAGAs trying to make them look craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy (also notice the USA being the center of politics... this person is unable to imagine that there are other countries that don't internalize politics as "MAGA" vs. "Not MAGA")

[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They think being liberal is left

Everyone point and laugh

[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

Hexbear is full of MAGA Republicans who are paid by the Russian/Chinese Goverment to pretend to be LGBT and leftist in order to confuse random libs

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

This is 100% true. And in fact, even me agreeing with your right now is just 4chan-style irony to bewilder people and make sure no one can pin down my position to argue with me. Like any fascist, I spurn words and discussion and only ever operate in bad faith. It's not like any of us on hexbear subscribe to some well-defined set of political beliefs, the main points of which have been articulated since the 19th century, with a huge body of subsequent thought, that anyone on the internet can seek out and read and reach informed conclusions about on their own.

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[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago

Thanks for boosting hexbear posts with extra engagement we can't even see, libs. hexbear-specter

[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago

Are these the type of people who think Jimmy Kimmel is as far left as it gets

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

no thats silly

its AOC

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

@[email protected] is a loser and is as liberal as the conservatives they hate on

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

They have the same material beliefs as chuds while also being insufferably smug and acting like they're morally superior to you for believing the same thing as chuds.

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

It does seem like an issue that they are even able to continue to leave little turds in places, even if we don't actively have to see them

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Lmao I literally just left a comment in that thread about how nothing of value was lost when we defederated from world because they're just the most brain dead liberals whonwill just say you're actually a Trump supporter if you criticize a liberal for literally anything.

You really can't make up how predictable and stupid they are.

Chuds might actually have a better understanding of material conditions and how they relate to politics, and at least chuds don't smugly act like they have the moral high ground while openly advocating for genocide.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Yes chuds do wtf are you talking about? Chuds fucking love genocide.

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

What's the best way to find these kinds of comments? I have a lemmy.ml account, so I guess I can find them that way.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Yeah, that works so long as the user in question is posting from an instance that's federated with .ml and isn't also banned on .ml

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

lemm.ee is good since they basically dont ban any users from other instances except like, really egregious people

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

I hate liberals so fucking much

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I first read this as "We have BANNED users commenting on posts" and i was like okay, baller move, gotta respect it

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

this is hilarious

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