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Tell me, have you heard the name "Zordon of Eltar?"

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[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, like no disrespect or anything, you seem alright, you're no Rita Repulsa but you know, you're still doing your thing, pretty cool I guess...

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

I AM THE TRUE LORD OF EVIL, RITA IS NOTHING COMPARED TO MY EVIL WAYS

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

She just seems more...dedicated I guess, you know? Like she was imprisoned for a thousand years and the first thing she does when she gets freed is try to conquer earth, I don't think I could commit to a plan like that after a thousand year setback.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

Ivan ooze was trapped for 6000 years and I immediately got him to destroy Zordon!

[-] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

6000 years trapped and he followed your commands without hestiation? That must mean that your really, really, powerful. (Or that he's like weak as hell lmao)

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Look, gotta be up front with you, Zordon of Eltar is the one who trapped him for 6000 years our goals were aligned

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, where did you get that outfit?

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

I had the putty people prepare... (p)it

[-] BigWeed@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

First of all, love the lust for power and for absolute rule, everyone here is touting some ideology and it's tiring tbh. I just want to obey. But as a person to empower monsters, where do you stand on white monster energy drinks?

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Any drink to give these lazy monsters energy is a good in my books!

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Hi Lord Zedd, Emperor of Evil and Enemy of All That is Good doggirl-hi

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago
[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Greetings lord zedd i wish i could say im a big fan but i'm not but i do wanna hand it to you and the rest of the power rangers villains, at least you're not literal Nazis like Shocker is

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

So long as you don't get in my way

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

More like lord bedd as in you are going to sleep sleeeeep rayyyyy (つ∀-)オヤスミー bipbipbipbipbip☆

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

I AM THE LORD OF BEDTIME, ENEMY OF ALL THAT IS AWAKE

HONK SHOOO

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago
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