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Tell me, have you heard the name "Zordon of Eltar?"

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[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, like no disrespect or anything, you seem alright, you're no Rita Repulsa but you know, you're still doing your thing, pretty cool I guess...

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

I AM THE TRUE LORD OF EVIL, RITA IS NOTHING COMPARED TO MY EVIL WAYS

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

She just seems more...dedicated I guess, you know? Like she was imprisoned for a thousand years and the first thing she does when she gets freed is try to conquer earth, I don't think I could commit to a plan like that after a thousand year setback.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

Ivan ooze was trapped for 6000 years and I immediately got him to destroy Zordon!

[-] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

6000 years trapped and he followed your commands without hestiation? That must mean that your really, really, powerful. (Or that he's like weak as hell lmao)

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Look, gotta be up front with you, Zordon of Eltar is the one who trapped him for 6000 years our goals were aligned

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