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Bedtime (lemmy.world)
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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 101 points 3 weeks ago

1030pm does seem like a healthy bedtime. I could use that kind of encouragement.

[-] Denvil@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 weeks ago

My bedtime is 11...

...am I work night shift

[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hey me too. You are not alone.

[-] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 76 points 3 weeks ago

My cat literally expects us to be awake at a certain time and will keep meowing us until we awake. I noticed if I don’t wake up my cat will make sure I do.

[-] itsmistermoon@piefed.social 41 points 3 weeks ago

My cat used to gently bite my cheek to wake me up because I'm a heavy sleeper

[-] Hazy@aussie.zone 26 points 3 weeks ago

He's just testing to see if he has to eat you or not

[-] skribe@piefed.social 6 points 3 weeks ago

Our old cat would snick my wife's nostril with his foreclaw to wake her each morning.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

My cat has learned the days of the week. He allows us tu sleep in Saturdays and Sundays, but he does not want my wife to be late for work

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 3 weeks ago

Sometimes I pretend I wake up and walk for a second out of the room, when she go out with me I come back, close the room and sleep again.

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[-] plateee@piefed.social 64 points 3 weeks ago

I know I'm on the Cat community, but my dog is running cat software on dog hardware.

She will not accept going to bed without me brushing her teeth.

[-] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 16 points 3 weeks ago

Here I thought I was the only one. At about 10:30 he'll get up and and look for a human to accompany him upstairs for teeth brushing and blanket service. When the humans he finds are a bit slow, he'll stand in the most annoying way 35 kilos of street dog can stand. I can't explain, but he manages to convey the message by just standing around in the general vicinity of his chosen service person that night until you move, then he walks ahead of you a few steps upstairs, bathroom, teeth brush, bedroom, his corner, blanket over dog please, deep sigh, paw stretching.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago

My horse insists that I play music while we hang out. She knows it comes from my phone and if I take my phone out, she'll fiddle with it with her lips until I turn in music.

She loves when I sing and I'm so glad I'm usually there alone because I'd be embarrassed if anyone heard me serenading the horses lmao.

I recently got a lyre and I'm gonna learn how to play it for all the horses

[-] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

“My horse” ❤️

Also if anyone heard the things I say to my dogs in private, I would be mortified.

I’ve started call one of them Mr. Stinky Wiggles and I sing a modified version of the Oscar Meyer song to him.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I love that! I call my beagle my Regal Beagle and my doodle my Rudle Doodle. (My doodle is a goblin and my beagle is handsome)

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[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 3 weeks ago

You are my favourite person on the internet today. I mean, you or your horse. But, you know.

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[-] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

You're gonna be so popular with all the horses!

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[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago

The kitten has very specific needs and places for affection times. She is not a lap cat. Heaven forbid. But she'll walk into the living room right in front of me and then flop onto her side. This is where I am to get onto my hands and knees above her, roll her onto her back, and rub her head and kiss her belly. She purrs like a train. I love her very silly ass.

[-] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 42 points 3 weeks ago

Our cat kneads my husband's arm when it's bedtime. Right arm, never the left one. It must remain outside the covers and easily accessible, but not moving, until said cat has decided he's done kneading it. This usually takes about ten minutes. No one is allowed to pet the cat while this is happening, or interrupt the kneading in any way.

[-] Oaksey@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

If our cat is offered food with one tin or pouch in my right hand and another in my left, she will always nudge the one in my right hand.

[-] Pazintach@piefed.social 37 points 3 weeks ago

My cat also has a very healthy bedtime, but I'm a night owl. So I'll turn the lights off after 10pm, light up small LED candles, let my cat sleep on my lap, and try not moving too much. After sometime I'll have to wake her up, then we go cuddling together under the duvet. She'll get up early without waking me up. The best friend I ever have.

[-] smh@slrpnk.net 30 points 3 weeks ago

My pup gets upset if I'm not home before dark. My partner works from home and gives me updates on how angry the pup is, as soon as the sun starts to set. This dog sits and stares at the front door, tiny ears quivering as he grumbles.

Anyways, I obey my curfew. (He's fine if I get home then leave.)

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

"I have to go home, it's my cat's bedtime" is an excuse I gotta keep in my back pocket. Also, it's probably true, I have one of those cats

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 20 points 3 weeks ago

We used to have a cat who hid all night in the bedroom when company was over, which she didn't like at all. Around 11 PM, she'd come out and sit opposite the guests and just glare at them. The first time it happened, a good friend looked at her and said "Oh, look! She came out! Oh...and she's definitely telling us to get the fuck out!"

I was convinced that she believed she was communicating telepathically, just because we could read her expressions and know what she wanted. As far as she was concerned, she was controlling us with her superior advanced brain.

And I guess she was.

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[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

Mine demands breakfast between 3 and 6am. Then about an hour later she requires that I get up and sit with her, on the floor, next to her cat door. There is a couch near by. But No. We sit on the floor and look out the 5x5 inch cat door window and I pet her until she gets "scratchy bitey" and I go clean my wounds and go back to bed. I'm not that into this routine, but I love her so...

[-] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago

This.... Would not fly in my house lol.

Granted my cat is plenty annoying an hour before it's time to get up, but I certainly don't encourage this behavior.

The most I do to appease him is call him to the bed, where even though he can, he won't jump up, I've gotta reach over and put him on the bed.

Ok maybe I'm trained too..

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 26 points 3 weeks ago

I was just telling a friend about my how cat was so annoyed today I wasn't sitting at my usual desk. He was yelling and standing on it until I sat down. Now he's snoozing in my lap, at the desk, as intended for this time of day.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

I had a cat who would yell at me if I was up too late with the lights on.

(turns off lights)

He curls up and goes to sleep.

(turn ONE light on)

"YOW!"

[-] dkppunk@piefed.social 24 points 3 weeks ago

Not cat, but rabbits

My bunnies know they get fresh hay before I go upstairs to bed. My boy bun will run back and forth between looking at me and looking down the hall to the garage where his hay is. My girl bun will hop on the couch and glare at me with her adorable look of disappointment. They tell me to go to bed so they get food lol

[-] j4k3@piefed.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

Who would buy a cat because it does this?

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 73 points 3 weeks ago

One does not buy a cat. They appear and you feed them.

[-] miked@piefed.social 21 points 3 weeks ago

This is known as the CDS. Cat Distribution System.

[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

My dog has worked one over on my parents. She won't eat until she gets a treat from my Dad (the appertif, I like to call it), and then she'll eat her food and go over to my Mom and she won't leave her alone until she gives her more treats for dessert.

If this routine is disrupted, she makes a big fuss.

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[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 20 points 3 weeks ago

We had a cat that used to like to go for a walk around the corner and back, just so she could show us off to the housebound cats. She knew where they all lived, and she'd get their attention by ringing her bell until they came to window.

One night we were intensely writing and editing some work stuff, and she started crying for her walk, and we told her we didn't have time tonight.

So she went outside and brought back in a dead mouse for us. I scooped it up, and took us all out for a walk, dropping the dead mouse in the trash can on the way.

[-] cia0312@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

My rabbit would thump angrily if someone was up after 23.

[-] Golfnbrew@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Our cat does this too, closer to 9:00 pm, and when we're finally in the bed, she (cat) climbs on top of me and settles in.

[-] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago

My cat sleeps whenever he's tired or when I go to sleep. He's a proximity cat, so he'll be snoozing nearby depending on where in the house I am. If I go to bed, he's going to go to bed too.

He also doesn't wake me up. The auto feeder gets him food, so I can stay asleep without having to worry about him getting fed. Usually when I wake up he'll be in the mini cat tree or under the bed.

[-] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

We've got 6 furry companions!

They are all proximity cats and we love it. They each have their thing when we go to bed. Usually 2-3 sleep with us, it's a treat when we get 4 or 5. And they each have their own specific "spots" they gravitate towards.

Thankfully I'm a any of a cat behavior nerd and have gotten them to all leave us alone in the morning regarding food, there is one that will annoy me in the morning, but it's because she's wants cuddles, aggressively (She'll straight up chomp me, actually bite me, if I ignore her sometimes)

[-] Saapas@piefed.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago

I mean some people also train their pets instead of letting their pets train them lol

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[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago

It’s not that bad. Depending on their natural size, I don’t think they’re overweight until 13-14.

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 8 points 3 weeks ago

They could also just have one of the big breeds like a skogkatt or a Maine coon which can easily get a lot heavier than that without being unhealthy at all

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I had a huge cat once that was 18lbs, but he was legit the size of a smol human.

Edit: Here he is with a small, 7lb cat, for scale

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

My small cat is only 10 pounds. What's so capital tense about 12?

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago

That’s pretty cheap for a cat tbh

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[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago

Cat knows what's up. Getting enough sleep is very important.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

my dog won't herd us to bed, she just disappears and curls up in the dark alone on the bed

it's funny when we're staying at somebody else's place and instead of doing the usual dog thing and wanting to be around everyone (which she did lots of earlier), she just quietly disappears to pass out

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 points 3 weeks ago

This will be fun with daylight savings.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Like how my boy dog refuses to eat out of a bowl, and he insists on pushing his food around, so we downgraded to a trough. (Pretty sure it's because his whiskers are over-sensitive.)

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