1411
Masterpieces (media.infosec.exchange)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top new old
[-] [email protected] 141 points 2 years ago

Bottom left looks dumb now, but in 15 years when it is still doing heavy lifting as a legacy application with no external support, they'll be happy it was overbuilt.

[-] [email protected] 116 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Is everyone still using imagemagik under the hood? I’ve been out of the web server game for a while.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

The rest of the world is catching up to the fact that containers are superior for modern, agile application deployment so nitpicking libraries is really only a thing when the security teams come knocking.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Containers are the ultimate "works for me" in software development. My experience it makes for more fragile software that depends on its environment being perfect and nothing else will do.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

It sounds like you've confused containers with not containers, friend.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Well no, containers allow you to know exactly the environment it runs into, no matter what the actual host environment is, you can run your program on windows, Linux, Mac or any other Docker supported system and it will work the same, I don't see how that's fragile.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

imagemagik

Yes, but it's more of the middle wide block of the picture. Under it, there are quite a few tools that have been maintained by some lonesome guys since 90's and some that haven't been updated for years. Sometimes both. Learned about that the hard way, unfortunately.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Yes 👍 does the job and does it fast

[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

And that legacy application is actually only using one of those engines and it's to do something completely different and the dev who can explain it retired.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

And every time someone removes any of the unused engines, everything falls apart, even things not in any way connected to it.

So we put the engines back, and swear never to speak of it again, at least until we find time to complete a Perl tutorial.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

API the legacy uses has been capped. :-/

[-] [email protected] 86 points 2 years ago

Also my KSP inventory of vehicles.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

Saving this post for ideas in KSP

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I'd call it the Boeing 788888888887 or the Airbus A3888888880

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Except instead of pronouncing it eight eight eight eight eight … it’s just eyyyyyyyyyyt

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Belllllluga

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

I didn't know I wanted an airline version of KSP. Would be fun.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Yea, an Airline Tycoon mod/dlc would have been nice.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Honestly an airline tycoon game could be a game on it's own where you have to manage airports, passengers, cargo, routes, etc... Especially if you could mod in, or build your own planes. Sounds fun

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] [email protected] 73 points 2 years ago

Top left is using node for every project

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And top right is the node_packages directory.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago

Those planes are more finished than my projects.

[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

How can a meme make no sense and so much sense at the same time

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

Also this:

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

Look at bottom left.

Bottom left fucks.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

But, if the top right worked, it would be really awesome.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

"Boarding starts 4 hours before the flight because we have to load so many damned passengers and luggage"

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Seriously, reality aside there’s just ONE DOOR.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

shingled passenger storage.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Some people will just stand in the way right after the doorway because they "don't want to stand up when the person for the window seat comes". There'll be others who spend an eternity getting their luggage into the overhead bin. And others will just put their luggage in the first overhead bin they see because "there might not be enough space where I'm sitting". The majority though will decide to derobe right at their seat for 5 minutes because they didn't have enough time to do so while waiting 2 hours before boarding.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Imagine an entire town being killed in just one accident.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

But there would have to be less planes, so less accidents in total.

The sum would be about the same, assuming this plane would be averagely safe.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Flight Simulator But It's Incredibly Cursed.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

You laugh, but I'll bet Top Left could do like Mach 3

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

It's absolutely useless, but extremely fast at what it does.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

"If you're not first, you're last." - Ricky Bobby

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Do one thing and do it well ig

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

The difference is those got off the ground

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Bottom right is just a 737 MAX.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

No, it's taking off, not crashing

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Still worth it if you learn something from them, even if that something is that they suck.

load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2023
1411 points (99.2% liked)

Programmer Humor

37164 readers
491 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS