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[-] 2910000@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

I think "sludge" would be a good alternative

[-] pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 months ago
[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Well Satya, allow me to retort:

Fuck you, and the slop you rode in on.

[-] Switorik@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 months ago

It's because of their massive investment into data centers. They're spending billions of dollars on them and they're expecting people to rejoice, not call them slop.

If we keep calling them slop, we might make their investors sweat a little. I think it's time to double down.

[-] wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 months ago

And I would love it if Mr. Nadella stopped working for a company whose name perfectly describes his genitals.

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[-] edg@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

The rest of his remarks sound like the evil ramblings of a madman.

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[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

it is what it is ..... slop

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Microsoft CEO Sloppy McSlopface is welcome to lick my cleft.

[-] gergolippai@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Let's make a deal: they stop creating/enabling it, we stip calling it.

[-] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 3 months ago

Even if they burnt the whole planet to have a more accurate slop, I'd still call that "slop" in 2026. And the years after.

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[-] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Bitch, 'slop' is the polite term for AI excretions.

[-] xep@discuss.online 13 points 3 months ago

I'm going to continue calling a spade a spade.

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 months ago

i don't get it-

like.... even I call it slop- and im the mod of the qwen community-

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[-] Rhoeri@piefed.world 13 points 3 months ago

Microsoft is slop.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Slopya Nadella.

[-] DeICEAmerica@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Really? Well... anytime I hear a CEO musing about destroying America I think of how expendable you are and what you might taste like. I am not alone.

[-] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 11 points 3 months ago

When our 'stop' means 'stop' to you, we can discuss your 'stop'.

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[-] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

Too bad I haven't used Microsoft products for the past 15 years. Slop slop slop...

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[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

If corporations are people, shouldn’t creating/generating CSAM be enough to receive some sort of punishment/consequence?

How many teenage girls have killed themselves due to bullying facilitated by “AI”?

[-] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Microsoft Century of Humiliation.

[-] Rhoeri@piefed.world 10 points 3 months ago
[-] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

vote for me and I'll make it illegal for CEOs to make public statements.

[-] namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev 10 points 3 months ago

This has to be the most pathetic thing I've ever read. A CEO just asking people to stop saying mean things about the garbage he's pushing out.

It's just so pathetic. I'd be embarrassed if I were affiliated with his company in any way.

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[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 3 months ago

we can call it AI crap then, because it basically is.

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Im going into YouTube videos that are obvious ai slop and commenting about how its Ai slop.

You would be surprised how many people dont know they are watching Ai voices. They post things like "amazing wisdom" on Ai generated videos about Christianity.

These people are watching machines expressing how much they care about God. Fun times.

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[-] MattW03@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago
[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 months ago

Who cares what Slopya Slopella thinks anymore?

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