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Help the CCCCCCPEEPEE stole my ass AND my balls (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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ooooooooooooooh Now what am I gonna do!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Get yourself a new ass off of the cat, gain it's strength

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

AND your balls? What are you going to sit on now!?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can't poop or pee now what are you gonna do

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cri boohoo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

So you're gonna pee from your eyes then? Sounds stinky but at least you're not gonna get stopped up

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Bullshit, owls have neither asses nor balls. I will not abide this baseless slander.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Refrain from practicing Falun Gong - the CCCP's organ harvesting agents cannot resist the rich, pure asses and balls that result. Practicing dirty communist qigong should keep you safe

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Where doth the owl store its balls, forsooth?