"Someone’s breaking into your home. What do you do? Call 911? It takes the police an average of 35 minutes to respond to a 911 call. In that time, a burglar could have his way with your wife, smoke a cigarette, flip her over and go in for seconds."

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[–] 40 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Is the US even a real place?

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  • [–] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Well GTA is supposed to be the parody, though it's the other way around nowadays

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    When I used to go to California, after a certain point I always got hit with severe GTA V uncanny valley vibes.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    I feel you. I was visiting a friend in Phoenix. We drive down to the Hoover dam and Las Vegas, it was very San Andreas.

    It was helped by the fact that in Phoenix there was a rock station where Alice Cooper was dj, mirroring KDST with Axl Rose.

    When tracks from the GTA play list hit that uncanny valley really kicked in.

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  • [–] 29 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Shooting pistols while high on Oxycontin is in the Constitution!

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  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I literally passed that sign driving to Blue Ridge Tuesday. I was as confused then as I am now. But what are the odds that I see this on Lemmy? I should buy a Powerball ticket.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    Fuck that. No way i'm letting some scumbag smoke in my house!

    *chambers fresh round*

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    this place is great. I've had my antipsychotics refilled while I bought ammo for my AR. nice guys.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I had a store next to the state where I live that was "Bullets, Bibles & Beer" And sure enough that's what they sold.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Is "McCayswille" the new name Max Payne took on after he finished shooting down the drugies who killed his family?

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    (706) would be Atlanta, Georgia.

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