Idk a single man who cares about stretch marks, it's usually the women who bring it up
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Men will not complain about your stretch marks
on Lemmy probably not openly, on Instagram however...
To be fair, nobody be they man, woman, or beast, believes that balls are attractive to anybody without a weird testicle kink.
I've definitely seen some really attractive balls, and I don't have a testicle kink.
I dunno, I think a lot of male-attracted people enjoy a good pair of balls
I had a one night stand where the guy warned me he had only one ball. My immediate (in my head) reaction was I would not have noticed.
They shift around on their own and sometimes one or both hide for some reason, and honestly I respect the hell out of such a chaotic organ, but they are purely unreliable. Just imagine going through life thinking testicles are stagnant and neat, two nuts in a skin sack, only to find out half the population has these roving jizz pebbles constantly on the move. Our word for 'planet' comes from the greek word for 'wanderer,' and so should testicles have been named. They wander the groin as the trepidation of the spheres rolls planets across our skies. Never still.
So I guess they're okay. He didn't want me to touch his ball anyway.
The skin is also on the move apparently. My ex was mesmerized by the wrinkles shifting around in pulses...
Are you writing The Testicle Monologues? I was captivated, when's the off-Broadway premiere!
I respect the hell out of such a chaotic organ
just for curiosity, what else is a chaotic organ?
Idk maybe but not in my experience. Could just be my balls are deeply unsexy.
Balls are nice, go home!
"nobody"
What a fucking asinine comment. Don't project your opinions onto everybody else.
Oh please, I wish my balls were that smooth.
I don't care if she has stretch marks. Why would I?
Right. I've got stretch marks of my own. Why would I judge hers?
They're kinda cute anyway.
These some high quality memes you've got here tonight, sir. You got a license to distribute these white hot bangers?
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I've never heard a man complain about stretch marks.
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Good lord OP, is that an actual real photo of a real human face?
I shave mine and now they look great IMO
I think stretch marks are cute! But then, I like big bellies, so it comes with the territory.
Love me a good mom bod!
Balls have stretch marks? I've been focused on it being the last patch of hair to turn grey
I'm 47. I went bald at 15, my beard used to be red now its wizard white, I'm covered with brown fur everywhere. My pubis and balls are vantablack.
bald at 15
Bro. 🫂



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