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Could it be his ENTIRE ASS FUCKING ETHNICTY LMAO

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[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago
[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 95 points 2 years ago

Dwayne "The Chalk" Johnson

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Can you smell what The Chalk is cooking?

(No, no you can't)

[-] TrudeauCastroson@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago

They were trying to save money by making a wax figure that was in between Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

One day Vayne DIensen will walk the earth

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Diesel + Rock = wax? This is the weirdest game of Flash Alchemy I've ever played.

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

When your bleach demon wax museum only knows how to mix one color

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

I don't like this new Mr. Clean

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Of course not. There's no eyebrow ring

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They turned his ass into Mr. Clean measurehead

spoilerthe side by side is fucking staggering, just in case you were about to blame the lighting

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

they really did get a lot right, its fuckin wild how they fuckin forgot about the skin tone

[-] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

I-was-saying I was about to ask about the lighting

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 29 points 2 years ago

He looks like what National Front CHUDs imagine they look like.

[-] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Yeah, duh, where's his scorpion body?!

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wait until they unveil their Vin Diesel statue and the horrible mix-up is revealed

[-] CompadredeOgum@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 2 years ago

That is Vin Diesel.

[-] intoner@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago

They hit him with that Manhwa filter

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago
[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

They Jesus'd him

[-] RION@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago
[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

A tiny sculpture of Kevin Hart?

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

THIS FALL... DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON IS... EDWARD SCISSORHANDS, COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

the sahara desert
this statue

✔️ not having any melanin

[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Why does white Dwayne Johnson look kinda like Nathan Fielder?

[-] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

the-plan Rebrand the Rock as "the Ivory" so Dwayne can finally star in an adaptation of some anime property that the fans are sure to love.

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago
[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 years ago
[-] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Gary "the shopping trolley" Johansen

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

gonna tell my kids that's Mr. Clean with dyed eyebrows

this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2023
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