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[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 144 points 2 months ago

Fake: Anon is at a party, talking to a girl

Gay: Touches some guys balls

[-] Schal330@lemmy.world 120 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Be me at party having a great time

See fat sweaty guy creeping on a girl and making her uncomfortable

Approach and tell him he's creeping her out

Reach out to pull him away from her

He kicks me in the balls

He says I tried to sucker punch him

He's kicked out of the party

Recover and enjoy the rest of the party

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

You didn't get a balls massage afterwards?

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

They were definitely gargled next to the beer fridge out in the garage

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 months ago

Every coin has two sides.

[-] MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca 65 points 2 months ago

I love the texts that are clearly just anon's personal fantasy.

[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 24 points 2 months ago

I know! I'd love someone to kick me in the balls...

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

Anything planned this weekend?

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
Be me 

At a party with my gf

Having a great time, enjoying that new beer I brought over

Suddenly I notice my gf across the room, giving me looks to help her

I walk over, some dweeb taking about his latest hentai obsession it some weird shit 

Being a couple drinks in, I try to let him know that he's making my gf uncomfortable with his behavior

Fuck it, maybe he's cool, I offer him one of my beers, let's get to know each other

Out of nowhere here kicks me in the balls. Wtf.

Host apologized to me and kicks the guy out. Shouting about not being a coward. Wtf
[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 24 points 2 months ago

That's a really stupid way to format a comment.

[-] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I mean, it was lemmy's decision to give it code highlighting when no language was specified in the code block. Which highlighting is it even choosing? Python?

[-] vithigar@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

It's highlighting "me" as a keyword. The only language I can think of that uses that is Visual Basic.

[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

maybe it's highlighting all common keywords?

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just a heads up, you can cancel the colors with any word written beside the ``` without a space. For instance, I wrote “```bigcummies“

>Be me 
>At a party with my gf
>Having a great time, enjoying that new beer I brought over
>Suddenly I notice my gf across the room, giving me looks to help her
>I walk over, some dweeb taking about his latest hentai obsession it some weird shit 
>Being a couple drinks in, I try to let him know that he's making my gf uncomfortable with his behavior
>Fuck it, maybe he's cool, I offer him one of my beers, let's get to know each other
>Out of nowhere here kicks me in the balls. Wtf.
>Host apologized to me and kicks the guy out. Shouting about not being a coward. Wtf
[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 31 points 2 months ago

Totally unrelated but my first kiss was at a halloween party where i was dressed up as a ticket inspector and the girl as a creepy clowngirl. Not that i am complaining.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

Nice.

How much of her makeup was on you afterwards?

[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

Feels like there's a significant part of the story missing here.

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Anon was definitely being creepy to women at the party

[-] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

History is a set of lies agreed upon.

[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Truth is just lies everyone believes.

this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2025
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