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Sometimes I'm on the street and I catch a whiff of roast beef and it's like I'm back on the front lines 
i could smell the mustard
gas? 
oh fuck it's getting better:
That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?
Testilying on the case about someone hitting you with a sandwich. Cops really can't help themselves, can they?
Holy fuck a cop getting charged with perjury over lying about a sandwich attack would be the funniest shit ever.
"There is clearly no fiery chemical reaction, there is no explosion there."
Bread and circuses
And it's not even a pun, but it still feels ridiculous enough that it deserves the kelly emoji
There's a commentary here on fascism wherein a roided up dhs race soldier fears for his life getting hit by a footlong and this thing even goes to trial.
Felony Footlong
Misdemeanor Melt
Carceral Cubano
Homicide Hoagie
Jury nullification ๐
Insert democracy manifest copypasta here
What's the charge? Throwing a meal? A succulent foot-long meal?
GET your hands off my SALAMI
prepare food for occupying force
best you can do it is throw it
feed-posting
Bread-posting
Sean of Sandwich stands against the Central Burger Patrol
This is ridiculous.
Cop is acting like he got cold-cocked when he got cold-cutted
The cold cut is the deepest
this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2025
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