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[-] Tervell@hexbear.net 56 points 3 months ago

they... they AI-generated the fucking totaler krieg speech? THEY AI-GENERATED THIS?!

and I guess we're in fucking Halo now

"your challenge, should you choose to accept it... is to take this foresight to warfight"

oh fuck off

capeshit fucking military alliance, capeshit continent, whole capeshit society, genuinely what the fuck

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 51 points 3 months ago
[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 47 points 3 months ago

we cannot allow disney's magic kingdom to develop a nuclear gap

[-] miz@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

for others, tiny American flags

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 47 points 3 months ago

Something Something nazis Something Something war on two fronts Something Something got their teeth kicked in

[-] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
"Never interrupt your enemies while they're making a mistake."
                                                     - Sun Tzu
[-] Tervell@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago

also apparently https://xcancel.com/rochowanski/status/1984759599820374161

Creative director is one Florence Gaub, known to German audiences for some of the most obscurantist, racist things ever said on German TV.

https://geopoliticaleconomy.com/2022/04/15/german-eu-official-russians-dont-value-life/

“We should not forget, even if Russians look European, they are not European, in a cultural sense,” Gaub declared in the German-language interview. “They [Russians] think differently about violence or death,” the EU official continued. “They have no concept of a liberal, post-modern life, a concept of life that each individual can choose. Instead, life simply can end early with death.” To try to justify her bigoted views, Gaub said that “Russian life expectancy is quite low, as you know. It is 70 for men.”

[-] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago
[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

hitler-detector indistinguishable from Nazi rhetoric. "The Russian brainpan can't comprehend True European Ideas like life is valuable. This is why we must kill them all"

[-] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

hidden in this is the real reason they're malding. russia is the only european country left that hasnt been folded into the anglo empire. europe used to have multiple great powers. now it has vassals of the american empire and russia. they're so close to the achievement.

[-] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago

Bruh is this a helldivers trailer?

[-] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

Ngl Helldivers trailers are so much better and cooler than this

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Trailer for WWIII

[-] Sam@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago

This is a geniune NATO channel, you can find it on their own website if you click the video section.

[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

thank you for verifying

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

Damn can you imagine some kind of devious Asian country that does psychological warfare, bioweapons, destroys the biosphere, cyberwar, drones and AI weapons?

[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

broke: AI NATO war future slop

woke: (cw: allusion to self harm) LOCAL58TV - CONTINGENCY amerikkka

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

INFANTS AND PETS - THE SMALLEST PATRIOTS.

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

holy shit lmao what is this I love it

[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

the channel does analog VHS-esque horror shorts in the guise of a local tv station airing programming. everything local58tv puts out is gold, but contingency is basically art

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Reads like a Trump ~~tweet~~ Truth

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

Are they gonna blame covid on Russia?? Or are they cooking a new disease?

[-] booty@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

deng-cowboy what in the goddamn

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago
[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

What the absolute fuck is this video? Are you sure this is an officisl Nato channel?

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

100% sure, they link to it from their official sites.

[-] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

How did people find this if it was unlisted?

[-] Lowleekun@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

Because it obviously was shared with at least one "Bad Apple". It is hard to imagine but even people working with or for NATO might be or become opposed to their employer.

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

embedded elsewhere probably

[-] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Anyone have this on an alternative platform yet? I feel very uneasy about giving this traffic or views on Yt.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

No I lost my password to my tankietube account or I would've mirrored it there. I've been meaning to contact @TankieTanuki@hexbear.net to maaaaaybe get my account back lol

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

DM me your account name

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Are we sure this is an official channel and not some rabid NAFO chihuahua?

[-] huf@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

well, this seems real: https://www.act.nato.int/

and it links back to this youtube channel.

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Please stop the Earth, I want to get off it.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

calm down, nato's already working on it.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago
[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago
[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

I know yeah that was my reaction too

[-] MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Looks like AI generated slop for an internal meeting.

Unrelated, but it reminds me of when a group at the school I was going to got to tour the factory for a local arms company, and they accidentally showed us the PowerPoint that had their potential customers for their new COIN aircraft, which we saw the prototype flying earlier. Some very interesting nations on that list lol, didn't materialise. But some countries did buy the plane, just not those ones.

[-] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago
[-] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

maybe it was an internal memo????????

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