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[–] 158 points 11 months ago (23 children)

So after all of that, Trump had a stock toilet from the Home Depot installed? That's actually a perfect representation of everything Trump.

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  • [–] 46 points 11 months ago (18 children)

    I think that's a Toto Vespin ii, which is admittedly a nice toilet, but yes, definitely just off the shelf of a Home Depot

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  • [+] 33 points 11 months ago* (17 children)
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    Not really impressive, actually. It's just recency bias as I'm looking to replace the toilets in my house and did some research into the best choices. (Toto Drake is the best choice under $1000 if anyone is curious.)

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    I went with the Gerber Viper as the second best unit under $1000 but cheaper than the Toto. It's so good I just ended up replacing my other toilets with the same model.

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  • [+] 38 points 11 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)
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  • [–] 89 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    The toilet's right next to a low window...

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  • [–] 23 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I know nothing about this but I wasn't under the impression that those special, "named" facilities with gold stucco dragons around their portraits in the WH were meant for actual usage by humans? More like museum pieces, maybe?

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  • [–] 56 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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    [–] 36 points 11 months ago

    Dictator Chic.

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  • [–] 31 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    The one on the right is immediately 5x more civilized because it has a bidet. Can you imagine spending tens (or hundreds?) of thousands of dollars on tasteless marble and tacky decadent gold, and yet still coming out of the bathroom with a dirty bumhole every time?

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    [–] 31 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    The US is still too backward for bidets even when trying to be classy/tacky AF.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    I gotta say, a cheap screw in bidet has been an ABSOLUTE game changer...it's amazing

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  • [–] 30 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Sorry, but they really named a bathroom after Lincoln? I'm not sure how much of an honor that is tbh.

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  • [–] 24 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    It looks tacky, nonce has no taste.

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    [–] 18 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    I hate gold soo much and even before he was president this dude just shoved it everywhere. Its soooo ugly of a color. It like urine.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Gold look good in many places.

    Except bathrooms and white/light fornitures

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago

    Shame he won't even use the damn thing. He'll just continue using his diapers.

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Seems like trump is doing a lot of remodelling for a house he will only be in for 3 more years, unless…

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    [–] 17 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I bet that floor is slippery as hell when it gets wet.

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    [–] 16 points 11 months ago

    Aw come on, guy. What do you mean?

    Trump in bed with Satan

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago

    You know what I love in a bathroom? all my stuff on display on the wall and shit fucking lighting, great work ding dongs

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    Damn..Graceland isn't even THAT tacky and Elvis has carpet on his walls.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    Both the wall and floor looks like someone played The Sims 3 and repeat same pattern for everything inside one room

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    Trump will piss all over everything he can, just like a dog until he is removed from life or power.

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