So after all of that, Trump had a stock toilet from the Home Depot installed? That's actually a perfect representation of everything Trump.
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The toilet's right next to a low window...
I know nothing about this but I wasn't under the impression that those special, "named" facilities with gold stucco dragons around their portraits in the WH were meant for actual usage by humans? More like museum pieces, maybe?
We can see him literally shit on the white house instead of figuratively now.
Saddam had a bidet, huh.
The one on the right is immediately 5x more civilized because it has a bidet. Can you imagine spending tens (or hundreds?) of thousands of dollars on tasteless marble and tacky decadent gold, and yet still coming out of the bathroom with a dirty bumhole every time?
The US is still too backward for bidets even when trying to be classy/tacky AF.
I gotta say, a cheap screw in bidet has been an ABSOLUTE game changer...it's amazing
I understand screwing in the shower, but how do you screw in a bidet?
Sorry, but they really named a bathroom after Lincoln? I'm not sure how much of an honor that is tbh.
It's where you drop off your Lincoln Logs.
They named a bedroom after Lincoln, and as far as I know it has an attached bathroom.
This quote could be placed there on the wall in more than one sense:

It looks tacky, nonce has no taste.
I hate gold soo much and even before he was president this dude just shoved it everywhere. Its soooo ugly of a color. It like urine.
Gold look good in many places.
Except bathrooms and white/light fornitures
Shame he won't even use the damn thing. He'll just continue using his diapers.
Seems like trump is doing a lot of remodelling for a house he will only be in for 3 more years, unless…
I bet that floor is slippery as hell when it gets wet.
You know what I love in a bathroom? all my stuff on display on the wall and shit fucking lighting, great work ding dongs
Both the wall and floor looks like someone played The Sims 3 and repeat same pattern for everything inside one room
Trump will piss all over everything he can, just like a dog until he is removed from life or power.

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