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[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 46 points 10 months ago (1 child) I think that's a Toto Vespin ii, which is admittedly a nice toilet, but yes, definitely just off the shelf of a Home Depot permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 10 months ago* (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Godort@lemmy.ca 37 points 10 months ago* (4 children) Not really impressive, actually. It's just recency bias as I'm looking to replace the toilets in my house and did some research into the best choices. (Toto Drake is the best choice under $1000 if anyone is curious.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Darkaga@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children) I went with the Gerber Viper as the second best unit under $1000 but cheaper than the Toto. It's so good I just ended up replacing my other toilets with the same model. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] SARGE@startrek.website 38 points 10 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 17 points 10 months ago I splurged and spent 150 on a low water usage style. I did upgrade the plastic seat to wood though, I'm classy like that you know. permalink fedilink source parent [–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 child) But how many golf balls can it handle at once? That seems to be the advertised metric on the store shelves. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* I feel like if that is your (not you specifically) shopping metric for a toilet, you should change your shopping metric to a better diet..... permalink fedilink source parent [–] tlmcleod@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago Right? Under $1000... those guys are literally pissing money away permalink fedilink source parent [+] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 1 point 10 months ago* [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago Why would you pay even close to 1000 for a toilet? permalink fedilink source parent [–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 child) Have you made a choice yet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 child) It takes a while to test run that many. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bajabound@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 child) I don't know about your experience, but home Depot gets angry every time I've tried a new one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago So, I started a bunch of responses about putting toilets/sinks that HD sells in their washrooms to try to advertise them, but there's a bunch of reasons why the industrial models work much better in those situations. Then, it dawned on me... Ikea should open a hotel. permalink fedilink source parent [–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 points 10 months ago (1 child) The best toilets a Flachspüler. I believe you have the total opposite in the US. Like poo oceans. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 child) The toilet that shares the delicious aroma by shitting on a little shelf outside water? I always wondered what's the benefit except forcing you to do your deed quickly because of the stench? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago Yes. The first benefit is no water splash, the second one that you can properly examine your poop. I don't really see stench issues as long as you flush when you're done. permalink fedilink source parent [–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 10 months ago a basic ass toilet Relevant XKCD Basic ass-toilet actually kinda works. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 10 months ago* (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Godort@lemmy.ca 37 points 10 months ago* (4 children) Not really impressive, actually. It's just recency bias as I'm looking to replace the toilets in my house and did some research into the best choices. (Toto Drake is the best choice under $1000 if anyone is curious.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Darkaga@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children) I went with the Gerber Viper as the second best unit under $1000 but cheaper than the Toto. It's so good I just ended up replacing my other toilets with the same model. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] SARGE@startrek.website 38 points 10 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 17 points 10 months ago I splurged and spent 150 on a low water usage style. I did upgrade the plastic seat to wood though, I'm classy like that you know. permalink fedilink source parent [–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 child) But how many golf balls can it handle at once? That seems to be the advertised metric on the store shelves. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* I feel like if that is your (not you specifically) shopping metric for a toilet, you should change your shopping metric to a better diet..... permalink fedilink source parent [–] tlmcleod@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago Right? Under $1000... those guys are literally pissing money away permalink fedilink source parent [+] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 1 point 10 months ago* [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago Why would you pay even close to 1000 for a toilet? permalink fedilink source parent [–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 child) Have you made a choice yet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 child) It takes a while to test run that many. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bajabound@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 child) I don't know about your experience, but home Depot gets angry every time I've tried a new one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago So, I started a bunch of responses about putting toilets/sinks that HD sells in their washrooms to try to advertise them, but there's a bunch of reasons why the industrial models work much better in those situations. Then, it dawned on me... Ikea should open a hotel. permalink fedilink source parent [–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 points 10 months ago (1 child) The best toilets a Flachspüler. I believe you have the total opposite in the US. Like poo oceans. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 child) The toilet that shares the delicious aroma by shitting on a little shelf outside water? I always wondered what's the benefit except forcing you to do your deed quickly because of the stench? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago Yes. The first benefit is no water splash, the second one that you can properly examine your poop. I don't really see stench issues as long as you flush when you're done. permalink fedilink source parent [–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 10 months ago a basic ass toilet Relevant XKCD Basic ass-toilet actually kinda works. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 37 points 10 months ago* (4 children) Not really impressive, actually. It's just recency bias as I'm looking to replace the toilets in my house and did some research into the best choices. (Toto Drake is the best choice under $1000 if anyone is curious.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Darkaga@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children) I went with the Gerber Viper as the second best unit under $1000 but cheaper than the Toto. It's so good I just ended up replacing my other toilets with the same model. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] SARGE@startrek.website 38 points 10 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 17 points 10 months ago I splurged and spent 150 on a low water usage style. I did upgrade the plastic seat to wood though, I'm classy like that you know. permalink fedilink source parent [–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 child) But how many golf balls can it handle at once? That seems to be the advertised metric on the store shelves. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* I feel like if that is your (not you specifically) shopping metric for a toilet, you should change your shopping metric to a better diet..... permalink fedilink source parent [–] tlmcleod@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago Right? Under $1000... those guys are literally pissing money away permalink fedilink source parent [+] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 1 point 10 months ago* [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago Why would you pay even close to 1000 for a toilet? permalink fedilink source parent [–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 child) Have you made a choice yet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 child) It takes a while to test run that many. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bajabound@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 child) I don't know about your experience, but home Depot gets angry every time I've tried a new one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago So, I started a bunch of responses about putting toilets/sinks that HD sells in their washrooms to try to advertise them, but there's a bunch of reasons why the industrial models work much better in those situations. Then, it dawned on me... Ikea should open a hotel. permalink fedilink source parent [–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 points 10 months ago (1 child) The best toilets a Flachspüler. I believe you have the total opposite in the US. Like poo oceans. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 child) The toilet that shares the delicious aroma by shitting on a little shelf outside water? I always wondered what's the benefit except forcing you to do your deed quickly because of the stench? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago Yes. The first benefit is no water splash, the second one that you can properly examine your poop. I don't really see stench issues as long as you flush when you're done. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Darkaga@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children) I went with the Gerber Viper as the second best unit under $1000 but cheaper than the Toto. It's so good I just ended up replacing my other toilets with the same model. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] SARGE@startrek.website 38 points 10 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 17 points 10 months ago I splurged and spent 150 on a low water usage style. I did upgrade the plastic seat to wood though, I'm classy like that you know. permalink fedilink source parent [–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 child) But how many golf balls can it handle at once? That seems to be the advertised metric on the store shelves. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* I feel like if that is your (not you specifically) shopping metric for a toilet, you should change your shopping metric to a better diet..... permalink fedilink source parent [–] tlmcleod@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago Right? Under $1000... those guys are literally pissing money away permalink fedilink source parent [+] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 1 point 10 months ago* [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[+] SARGE@startrek.website 38 points 10 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 17 points 10 months ago I splurged and spent 150 on a low water usage style. I did upgrade the plastic seat to wood though, I'm classy like that you know. permalink fedilink source parent [–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 child) But how many golf balls can it handle at once? That seems to be the advertised metric on the store shelves. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* I feel like if that is your (not you specifically) shopping metric for a toilet, you should change your shopping metric to a better diet..... permalink fedilink source parent [–] tlmcleod@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago Right? Under $1000... those guys are literally pissing money away permalink fedilink source parent
[–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 17 points 10 months ago I splurged and spent 150 on a low water usage style. I did upgrade the plastic seat to wood though, I'm classy like that you know. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 child) But how many golf balls can it handle at once? That seems to be the advertised metric on the store shelves. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* I feel like if that is your (not you specifically) shopping metric for a toilet, you should change your shopping metric to a better diet..... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* I feel like if that is your (not you specifically) shopping metric for a toilet, you should change your shopping metric to a better diet..... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tlmcleod@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago Right? Under $1000... those guys are literally pissing money away permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 1 point 10 months ago* [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago Why would you pay even close to 1000 for a toilet? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 child) Have you made a choice yet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 child) It takes a while to test run that many. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bajabound@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 child) I don't know about your experience, but home Depot gets angry every time I've tried a new one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago So, I started a bunch of responses about putting toilets/sinks that HD sells in their washrooms to try to advertise them, but there's a bunch of reasons why the industrial models work much better in those situations. Then, it dawned on me... Ikea should open a hotel. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 child) It takes a while to test run that many. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bajabound@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 child) I don't know about your experience, but home Depot gets angry every time I've tried a new one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago So, I started a bunch of responses about putting toilets/sinks that HD sells in their washrooms to try to advertise them, but there's a bunch of reasons why the industrial models work much better in those situations. Then, it dawned on me... Ikea should open a hotel. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bajabound@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 child) I don't know about your experience, but home Depot gets angry every time I've tried a new one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago So, I started a bunch of responses about putting toilets/sinks that HD sells in their washrooms to try to advertise them, but there's a bunch of reasons why the industrial models work much better in those situations. Then, it dawned on me... Ikea should open a hotel. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago So, I started a bunch of responses about putting toilets/sinks that HD sells in their washrooms to try to advertise them, but there's a bunch of reasons why the industrial models work much better in those situations. Then, it dawned on me... Ikea should open a hotel. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 points 10 months ago (1 child) The best toilets a Flachspüler. I believe you have the total opposite in the US. Like poo oceans. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 child) The toilet that shares the delicious aroma by shitting on a little shelf outside water? I always wondered what's the benefit except forcing you to do your deed quickly because of the stench? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago Yes. The first benefit is no water splash, the second one that you can properly examine your poop. I don't really see stench issues as long as you flush when you're done. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 child) The toilet that shares the delicious aroma by shitting on a little shelf outside water? I always wondered what's the benefit except forcing you to do your deed quickly because of the stench? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago Yes. The first benefit is no water splash, the second one that you can properly examine your poop. I don't really see stench issues as long as you flush when you're done. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago Yes. The first benefit is no water splash, the second one that you can properly examine your poop. I don't really see stench issues as long as you flush when you're done. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 10 months ago a basic ass toilet Relevant XKCD Basic ass-toilet actually kinda works. permalink fedilink source parent
