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[-] balsoft@lemmy.ml 31 points 3 months ago

The one on the right is immediately 5x more civilized because it has a bidet. Can you imagine spending tens (or hundreds?) of thousands of dollars on tasteless marble and tacky decadent gold, and yet still coming out of the bathroom with a dirty bumhole every time?

[-] bampop@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Also it's way too close to that window considering the relative height. Everyone in the garden is going to get to watch you wipe your ass

[-] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Bold of you to assume that he uses the tp- it’s much more likely one of sycophants licks him clean. The tp is for other people.

[-] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

Even for all the might of USA and Trump and White House, they can't install a bidet toilet seat like Japan. How weak are they?

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