After vanilla bean and soy bean, what’s the third bean?

Edit: I feel stupid

Peanut butter is just refried beans.

And clam chowder is just a savory latte with bugs in it.

Mm, luckily "vanilla beans" aren't actually beans. I think the people can handle the idea of a two-bean soup much better, don't you?

No, no. I think it’s time. It’s going to be tough, but I do think you’re old enough for me to answer some difficult questions. You see, son, vanilla beans aren’t actually beans. I’m sorry you had to learn this way, but sadly, that’s not all. Coffee beans are not actually beans at all. No… I’m sorry, kiddo — what you’ve been drinking all these years is soy sauce.

Coffee is technically tea, but then bay broth (a foundation for chicken soup) is also technically tea.

Here to debate how Vanilla became a bean..

I'm ready. Let's talk about it.

Isn't vanilla an orchid?

A very thin soup. How about 3 bean consommé?

Does that make an iced cappuccino a gazpacho?

Nope two bean. Coffe "beans" are seeds.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_bean

Would be more of a broth or a tea no? There’s no substance which a soup usually has.

I still say it's a sandwich

I was about to comment "one of those isn't", then realized I was think of cinnamon for some reason.

I eat four bean soup. If they only got three beans, I ain’t eating it.

More like a wet three bean salad.