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[+] 133 points 11 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] 98 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    The fleshlight in the corner almost escaped my notice

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    [–] 92 points 11 months ago (23 children)

    I mean, to be fair, I get that this is a joke... But I look at all the shit in my flat I think 90% of this is clutter. I'm still trying to get rid of my sofa, but it's hard to do for cheap when I don't drive.

    I've seen so many flats full of so many little tchotchkes and doodads and superfluous whatevers, and it sort of makes me feel that some people decorate their homes for other people - which is absolutely fine - whereas some people decorate their homes for themselves - which is also fine.

    Nothing wrong with a simple life. Maybe get a stand for the fleshlight though, I feel like it would pick up dirt and dust and hair from the carpet like that. 🫑

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  • [–] 41 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

    Man, learning my house should be for me is something I wish I'd known sooner.

    For years I had a spare bedroom that was barely used, maybe slept in 15 nights a year.

    I had it only because I felt like that's the normal thing to do if you have a space for a spare room. That's what people expect of you.

    Meanwhile I'm doing soldering projects on my kitchen table as the only suitable surface in the house, shoving resistors and electronic components out of the way every evening so I can make space to eat.

    And then I finally realised, I need to prioritise my utility, not that of other people. I have a massive couch - when a friend wants to stay over they can sleep on there, and be perfectly comfortable!

    So I donated the spare bed to charity, turned the room into a space for projects with a huge desk, and I'm so much happier for it.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    If your getting rid of sofa. Just break it up with a hammer and saw into small pieces and send it out a bit at a time with the regular trash.

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    [–] 77 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    That's a fleshlight by his bed, isn't it?

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  • [–] 73 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Don't worry, he rinses it off before he uses it each time

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    [–] 59 points 11 months ago (10 children)

    If I still had the opportunity to meet women, they'd see this

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    i only count 9 cats hard pass. get more cats and try again

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    [+] 50 points 11 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (20 children)
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    [–] 35 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Xbox360 at least heβ€˜s playing good games.

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    [–] 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Minimalism is a ploy by big small to sell more less

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    [–] 28 points 11 months ago (10 children)

    Gotta get the mattress off the floor so the spiders don't come to cuddle at night.

    And maybe a houseplant for atmosphere.

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    [–] 22 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Minimalism would reduce the wires. Push the TV and console against the wall to hide the cords.

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    At least make the bed you heathen.

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    [–] 17 points 11 months ago*

    XBox 360

    Clearly a man of tastes

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago (9 children)

    Other than "m'lady," I fail to see a problem...

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  • [–] 51 points 11 months ago* (7 children)

    Trying to frame his slobbishness as "minimalism". Prioritizing a games console and immature Naruto poster over bed sheets. Fleshlight just left out on the floor. Boasting about his apartment when there's less than nothing there.

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  • [–] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    The lack of bedsheets really gets to me, more than anything else. I’m okay with minimalism, but sleeping on the same fabric all the time without being able to clean it… not great.

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    [–] 14 points 11 months ago

    Look at the muscles on that man though he has his priorities straight.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

    No lie detected!

    What's the point of that "nightstand" box besides his bed, though? He should use it as a TV stand.

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    [–] 9 points 11 months ago* (3 children)

    Better be running Linux on that Console for the minimalist approach.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    Ew, he's poor! /s

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    He is in Unit 6 7 ... πŸ™ƒ

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    [–] 7 points 11 months ago (10 children)

    What's peoples problem with sleeping on the floor. I want to upgrade my futon to a Japanese futon so I can fold it up when I'm not using it. Though I'm definitely weird, my back does not like any support

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