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[–] 28 points 11 months ago (10 children)

Gotta get the mattress off the floor so the spiders don't come to cuddle at night.

And maybe a houseplant for atmosphere.

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    looks like we found the dude who hates friendly cuddles.

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  • [–] 0 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Friendly cuddles without consent? That's assault, brother!

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (2 children)

    I'm pretty sure the spider consented.

    you know where they wasn't consent? when they killed that spider

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    The on-set intimacy coordinator gave me the go ahead! They said, in fact, "squish that spider or so help me you're going to NEED a paid professional to conduct intimacy in this bedroom".

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