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tooth-marks on the building blocks of matter
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there's also an elementalist who summons copies of the film 'the fifth element'
https://www.oglaf.com/mighty-deeds/
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the public life of legends
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the bards still sing of the superhuman work he did fixing my shoes
https://www.oglaf.com/newmodelarmy/3/
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If you defeat the Russians with no pants, you still have to face the Russian winter.
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only a change in standards of beauty can defeat us
https://www.oglaf.com/newmodelarmy/2/
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the military use of ass is now widespread
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Now every assault is a beach assault
https://www.oglaf.com/newmodelarmy/
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also, we could have used our sandworms better
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Painting on loan from the orcish war museum, which is a pile of skulls and a painting
https://www.oglaf.com/clustering/
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isolated vertices
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Causation. Still a leading cause of correlation.
https://www.oglaf.com/panacea/
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I fell in love once but it washed out.
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True love is regular love, without the glitter in it. True love doesn't need to be flashy.
https://www.oglaf.com/hotbuttons/3/
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sufferage
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If you don't vote, you get the crystal deathworm you deserve
https://www.oglaf.com/hotbuttons/2/
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the spectre's running-mate appeals to voters with blood
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There aren't unborn souls in jism, are there?
https://www.oglaf.com/hotbuttons/
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the pale horse candidate
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Mindmass doorknocks on cloudy days, for who can make a sun hat mighty enough?
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Predictions are regrets but backwards
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I have seen the future and also me groaning at it
https://www.oglaf.com/true-crime-fiction/
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Detectivity
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So many murders happen in locked rooms. You’re safer with the door open.
https://www.oglaf.com/conviction/
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Faith is like wings. you can eat it with buffalo sauce
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I don't believe in myself. I've clearly been photoshopped.
https://www.oglaf.com/razzledazzle/
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Sure, a giant scorpion looks like a great place to hang your jacket...
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you think you can guess a scorpion's star sign, but usually you can't
https://www.oglaf.com/wetsteel/
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adventures of the not-very-Cavalier
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I suspect this sword is forged
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the fuzz
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Evil-Detecting Dog becomes Evil Detecting-Dog, has to print new cards.
https://www.oglaf.com/chirpnmutter/
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You've got your granddady's eyes
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I don't really know what dead people want so I tend to just give them deodorant.
https://www.oglaf.com/pretaliation/
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Premonition or pretext?
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Prevenge is a dish best served before you even buy the ingredients.
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an unwieldy grappling system
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New liquor laws mean Ron can brawl in supermarkets,
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privates go public
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A big shout-out, too, to the civilian assholes who built our world for selfish reasons.
https://www.oglaf.com/turn-back/
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Remove the threshold and your thres falls out.
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Can we stop this hero's journey for a minute? I need to go to the bathroom.
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Scream my name
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Patient Zero and Number One Dad hate each other.
https://www.oglaf.com/cartomancy/
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an unimpressive shuffle
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A financial forecaster read my business cards
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subliminal chinbat!
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"I hunt the White Whale that took my job" said the angry dancer.
Oglaf
Posts and discussion about the Oglaf webcomic. Many of the comics are NSFW, please tag appropriately.
This comic started out as an attempt to make pornography. It degenerated into a sex comedy pretty much immediately
Posting new comics, and old comics until we're caught up