I hacked their account and found their stash of nose pics
Fuck fuck fuck don't tell them about my nose thing
the nose haver
Those who nose
because of woke.
OpSec
Opsec, to throw off their AFP handler
Poor handler. Imagine being my handler and having to read all the nonsense only to discover I'm just a weird loser that isn't cool enough to do anything illegal.
My son is also named Dort
It's nothing interesting. I just realised having 5 years of posting sitting around is probably due for a clean.
How about Dart_Owl and you're just smoking Winnie blues outside Paramatta station while wearing a high vis vest (do they make them owl sized??)
they got washed
I wonder who'd build an owl sized birdbath?
In linguistics, apophony is an alternation of vowel (quality) within a word that indicates grammatical information (often inflectional). It is also known as ablaut, (vowel) gradation, (vowel) mutation, alternation, internal modification, stem modification, stem alternation, replacive morphology, stem mutation, or internal inflection.
More aerodynamic as a "dort" type owl than a "dirt" type owl.
@[email protected] stole their dirt and immediately left again
The real question is how can you actually make a new account. Every time I try, I get rate locked even if it's only once...
Fourth instar of the cycle
Digievolution
I cant decide if I want to be a sexy angel or a guy with jeans, myself
Prior knowledge: Dirt owl, lives in dirt, full of piss
New knowldege: Dort owl, lives in "dort?"???????????????????????????? get our top men on this
get our top men on this
Why not top women? 
They converted to Arminianist Christianity.
The "Purpose" section reads like a parody of a Wiki article.
best variety tbh
never mind that, when will they become DTRT_Owl? how long must we wait?
a high powered water hose
I wanna know too
Resale value of Dort License Plates.
The current scientific consensus is that it was electron capture decay
wipe the account ig
More like Dork_owl
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