hey that's me
It me.
My two methods of transport is walking or trains. Cycling is too fast and scary and the bus is way too loud. Walking is exactly the right pace and comfort
The Walker (dog version)
Forced to walk by small predator for its amusement
Handles poop on a daily basis, no longer thinks it's gross
Cannot zone out during walk, must always be aware of surroundings
Active at dawn and dusk, the sidewalk is too hot otherwise
The squirrels fear him and warn each other of his advance
Tries to be friendly, but dog ignores neighbors who want to greet it
Cannot tell you what the podcast they just listened to was about
Sometimes substitutes walk for a visit to a park where their dog will have fun with others while they sit around bored
Always relevant: Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked
God, I miss being that guy and living somewhere worth walking around. Those were good times.
This used to be me, and will be one day again, inshallah.
I'm nowhere near this steppilled
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Literally me
Quinby-core
Walker, texas ranger
ah, that means ACAB includes the Walker
Personally I listen to podcasts so I don't have to think about the secrets of the universe
Smoking isn't all that bad for you provided you also walk a fair bit. I don't drive.
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