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[-] [email protected] 67 points 2 days ago
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I was honestly expecting a lot worse, given the recent hole in neck current events.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Believe it or not, that one too was Saddam

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

i saw this one before the first one loaded, looked at that one, and for the longest time couldn't figure out this one. i think i have linguistic satiation (memetic satiation?)

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Point in favor of dating tobacco smokers.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

How is smoking tobbaco through your tracheostomy hole any better?

Edit: Oh you mean because smokers are more likely to end up with a tracheostomy hole, so you can use them as a bong lol

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Throat cancer, babe! Make out with a hottie while you smoke them like a bong!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

that sexy electrolarnyx voice...

/OOH - YAH DO IT UNFF

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Well, not while you're smoking them AND making out with the.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Even for me this is outrageous

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

So the nose is a double carb?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

And the tounge... Is a tounge.

this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2025
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