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Vros PLEASE pray for the G-Man timmy-pray

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[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 56 points 8 months ago
[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 55 points 8 months ago

not so critical of cars now, are you, tankies?

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago

to be fair a tank would have gotten the job done

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago

Critical support to Comrade Car.

[-] Aradino@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

If it were a train it would be better

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 50 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Oh no, not Rudy Giuliani! Not the guy who excitedly told people about how sanctions on Iran were working, using people begging for food and having to sell their organs as evidence! Not that lovable goof!

https://x.com/MintPressNews/status/1575843136798347265

https://xcancel.com/MintPressNews/status/1575843136798347265

[-] sictransitgloria@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

this is truly some of the most heinous, despicable shit. the audience clapping to what that man just said. billions of people live in utter misery to appease these men

[-] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Maybe the Chinese emperor with the fireballs had a point

[-] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 48 points 8 months ago

Unlimited high-speed car collisions on Amerikkkan politicans. the-democrat the-republican luau qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 47 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Critical support to the person text messaging in the vehicle behind him.

[-] PostyourJaggaHogs@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago

They say that texting and driving is a bad idea, but sometimes you hit a major political figure, so who's to say if it's really bad or not?

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

It's like that drunk driver who killed a neonazi, that's the definition of critical support right there

[-] Bakzik@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago
[-] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Break-Neck-News kelly

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago

Life comes at you fast, like an oncoming Nissan Altima

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago

die motherfucker

[-] axont@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I hope he gets an old timey style infection and dies

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

at his age breaking any bone could be life threatening

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 22 points 8 months ago

Whomst among us hasn't been hospitalized after being rammed from behind

[-] RomCom1989@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago
[-] Torenico@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

Maybe not ALL cars are bastards.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

BEEP BEEP RUDY. BEEP BEEP

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

just one more problem you don't have to worry about when you take the train.

[-] Bloobish@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

trump-anguish You're coming with me to Hell, Rudy!

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago
[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[-] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

Sir, a second car has rear-ended us. second-plane

[-] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Pack watch!

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 7 points 8 months ago

After rendering aid to a DV victim. I hope people don't take the wrong/easiest conclusions from this.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

On the other hand that was according to his spokesperson, so some or all of that story may be bullshit. I'll believe it after it gets checked out.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 8 months ago

Point taken, thanks.

[-] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

Eh. If true, that's a good act, but this guy still sounds like awful. I'll put it this way, if Reagan personally saved someone from a human trafficking operation, that might be a good act, but I'll still cheer on Hinckley in spite of this hypothetical good act, because despite it, he's still a complete and utter monster.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 8 months ago

Oh boy. I knew when I posted this, people would be about all the stuff that came before. I'm neither denying or minimizing that, I'm talking about this specific alleged good deed.

[-] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Sorry, my bad. Also read your other post. I was under the (false, I see now) impression that you were saying "He did a good thing, don't crab emoji his death!"

Once again, sorry. meow-hug

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[-] freagle@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Wait. What are the wrong/easiest conclusions from this?

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 8 months ago

"it happened after a good deed so don't be kind.”

Kind of like I was telling a crackhead once that a long time crack smoker had gotten sober and had a heart attack. That guy said, "he should've kept smoking!” No, he should have stopped sooner.

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

America's major blunt force trauma

[-] Euergetes@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago
[-] footfaults@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 8 months ago

I hope his suffering is short

[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Time to deploy tanks on the freeway!

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[-] OTRMNSFSAWG@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

rudy fooliani

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