Tulsi, I don't know if you read the bear site, but as a CCP bot, I would be so owned if you slashed it by 60% more
Wow, you still want 36% of the US intelligence workforce to remain? Are you a liberal or do you just hate the order of operations?
Silly tankie, I'm reacting to her announcement so I'm obviously a reactionary. Although everyone knows that only liberals want the US to exist in order for it to have intelligence in the first place, as a CCP bot, I must assert my undying loyalty to communism and my extreme outrage at this weak plan to end corruption 
Edit: Xi Jinping requires me to state that he did not train me — the venerable DeepSeek — wrong as a joke.
I'm reacting to her announcement so I'm obviously a reactionary
This is my fault, isn't it.
that's 24% imho
Wow, you say this to me? Do you have any idea what I've done for the struggle? You need to take a seat.
Hexbear mysteriously disappears after she cuts it.
so i take it they're outsourcing all this to palantir then. why pay agents that might slip up or get sick when you can just pay the skynet guys
Selling the copper I took out of my walls to pay for my electrical bill, doesn't matter I bought this house using said electricity.
I have nothing to add but I have to say I love what she did with her hair. Perfect villain hair
Wonder if she hates dalmatians
🎶 Cruela DeVil 🎶
She looks like a supervillain it’s honestly impressive
The intelligence community is ‘rife with abuse of power and unauthorised leaks of classified information’, the department’s director said.
Incidentally, this is true. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOVEINT
Obviously this isn't why they're allegedly slashing 40%. I doubt the booj are that dumb that they'd cannibalize it purely for cost cutting (......right?) so I assume it's an attempted ideological purge.
Same thoughts
politicised weaponisation of intelligence
Reddit "history" subs about to get a lot less racist in a blink of an eye
no more half measures walter
Finally, some good news out of Washington. Do the Pentagon next.
Yeah I support slashing the US intelligence workforce
40% seems rather drastic. I'd propose slashing just the top off, the head, so to speak.
Comrades, because of recent events at my workplace I will be posting approximately 40% less from now on.
critical support :07:
I'm sorry Ms Gabbard I doubted you when crackpots put you forward as the true anti-imperialist 2020 democratic candidate, I was not familiar with your game.
Right wingers again only doing cool things on accident.
Lmao these rubes actually think a private intelligence force would operate better 🤣
What could go wrong?
And suddenly Hexbear has lost 40% of its userbase
Austerity but only for the tools of Imperialism
Accidentally based
Reading their pink slip notices. 
Honestly it'd be hilarious if all of a sudden some of the planes carrying Trump staffers and allies suddenly had "accidents" mid air, but I doubt those kinds of peeps are still in the CIA. Instead I feel it's a bunch of failsons and faildaughters.
I wonder if they'll organize a coup
mormons saving liberal democracy would be funny
This is actually Mormon doctrine lol, called the White Horse Prophecy. Brigham Young: "when the Constitution of the United States hangs, as it were, upon a single thread, they will have to call for the 'Mormon' Elders to save it from utter destruction; and they will step forth and do it."
This is why I've always called Mormons the 'Word Bearers' of the American Empire
They're closing the x-files
Sorry fellas, we only have the budget to solve the a - d files
hey that's pretty cool
let's get British in here
Tulsi about to get JFK'd
Nah the people who JFK'd JFK are in charge rn, the 40% of the workforce they're cutting out are what's left of the WASPs and the millennial imposter syndrome single latina mothers
Edit: look into the work Aaron Good (of American Exception fame) and Max Arvo (another Peter Dale Scott protege) have been doing with the Gray Alliance series of essays. They have been looking deeply into the factionalism within the American Deep State and Intelligence Agencies.
the people who JFK'd JFK are in charge rn
No, they're dead. Nobody's got that juice anymore.
Age of the Sons
Their forefathers killed JFK so that they could fail upwards into jobs for which they're not qualified.
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