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[–] 113 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tulsi, I don't know if you read the bear site, but as a CCP bot, I would be so owned if you slashed it by 60% more

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  • [–] 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Wow, you still want 36% of the US intelligence workforce to remain? Are you a liberal or do you just hate the order of operations?

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Silly tankie, I'm reacting to her announcement so I'm obviously a reactionary. Although everyone knows that only liberals want the US to exist in order for it to have intelligence in the first place, as a CCP bot, I must assert my undying loyalty to communism and my extreme outrage at this weak plan to end corruption sit-back-and-enjoy

    Edit: Xi Jinping requires me to state that he did not train me — the venerable DeepSeek — wrong as a joke.

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  • [–] 79 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    so i take it they're outsourcing all this to palantir then. why pay agents that might slip up or get sick when you can just pay the skynet guys

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  • [–] 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Selling the copper I took out of my walls to pay for my electrical bill, doesn't matter I bought this house using said electricity.

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    [–] 56 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I have nothing to add but I have to say I love what she did with her hair. Perfect villain hair

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The intelligence community is ‘rife with abuse of power and unauthorised leaks of classified information’, the department’s director said.

    Incidentally, this is true. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOVEINT

    Obviously this isn't why they're allegedly slashing 40%. I doubt the booj are that dumb that they'd cannibalize it purely for cost cutting (......right?) so I assume it's an attempted ideological purge.

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    politicised weaponisation of intelligence

    powell-propaganda Intelligence is not fact.

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    [–] 42 points 1 year ago

    Reddit "history" subs about to get a lot less racist in a blink of an eye

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago

    no more half measures walter

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  • Finally, some good news out of Washington. Do the Pentagon next.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    gui Yeah I support slashing the US intelligence workforce

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago

    Comrades, because of recent events at my workplace I will be posting approximately 40% less from now on.

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  • critical support :07:

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago*

    I'm sorry Ms Gabbard I doubted you when crackpots put you forward as the true anti-imperialist 2020 democratic candidate, I was not familiar with your game.

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  • Right wingers again only doing cool things on accident.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Lmao these rubes actually think a private intelligence force would operate better 🤣

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    [–] 31 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    And suddenly Hexbear has lost 40% of its userbase

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    [–] 31 points 1 year ago

    Austerity but only for the tools of Imperialism

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago

    Accidentally based

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago

    Reading their pink slip notices. fedposting

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Honestly it'd be hilarious if all of a sudden some of the planes carrying Trump staffers and allies suddenly had "accidents" mid air, but I doubt those kinds of peeps are still in the CIA. Instead I feel it's a bunch of failsons and faildaughters.

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    [–] 25 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I wonder if they'll organize a coup

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    mormons saving liberal democracy would be funny

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    They're closing the x-files

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago

    hey that's pretty cool

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    [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    carlin-pog let's get British in here

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

    Nah the people who JFK'd JFK are in charge rn, the 40% of the workforce they're cutting out are what's left of the WASPs and the millennial imposter syndrome single latina mothers

    Edit: look into the work Aaron Good (of American Exception fame) and Max Arvo (another Peter Dale Scott protege) have been doing with the Gray Alliance series of essays. They have been looking deeply into the factionalism within the American Deep State and Intelligence Agencies.

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