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Inspo: FDA Issues Warning That Walmart Great Value Shrimp May Be Radioactive

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

3.6 roentgen. Not great, not terrible.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

How many roentgen if I dip them in cocktail sauce?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Nobody ever tells me how many roentgens it takes to make 1 carcinogen smh

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

But you get your choice of topping!

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

It's just a little radiation! It's still good, it's still good!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Must be good. It’s gotten such glowing reviews.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It tastes like burning.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Whoa! Just how many scoville...." - throat falls off

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

This is how we get shrimpman

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Shamelessly borrowed from another thread

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

quiet the dog is barking

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I guess they were microwaved in the Kwik-E-Mart.

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