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Inspo: FDA Issues Warning That Walmart Great Value Shrimp May Be Radioactive

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[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 38 points 6 months ago

3.6 roentgen. Not great, not terrible.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 6 months ago

How many roentgen if I dip them in cocktail sauce?

[-] No1@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago

Nobody ever tells me how many roentgens it takes to make 1 carcinogen smh

[-] 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

But you get your choice of topping!

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 21 points 6 months ago

It's just a little radiation! It's still good, it's still good!

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Must be good. It’s gotten such glowing reviews.

[-] lance20000@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 months ago

It tastes like burning.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"Whoa! Just how many scoville...." - throat falls off

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago

mike scioscia disliked this

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

This is how we get shrimpman

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 4 points 6 months ago

Shamelessly borrowed from another thread

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 months ago

quiet the dog is barking

[-] frog@feddit.uk 4 points 6 months ago

I guess they were microwaved in the Kwik-E-Mart.

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