The British Medical Journal has a Christmas issue in which they publish lighthearted, amusing "evidence". That really fucks with AI.

Ikr? You want a real answer but people just keep giving you jokes, or change the topic, or reply with memes / emoticons.

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It's actually not known why, but it's very common with kidney transplant. I was told it's thought to be because of the bladder, not the kidney (since we can go years without peeing before transplant).

Every organ has their own nerves. Some have more or less their own brain cells (especially your gut). All nerves have memory to some degree - muscle memory is literally a thing

The amount of local regulatory control varies between organs, but the more complex they are the more you can assume the internal nerves control most of it and that the connection to the brain regulates it somewhat

CKD patients on dialysis are not used to have urine in their bladder, which has lost its muscle tone and volume because of disuse, so people need to urinate more frequently for a certain time period after their kidney transplant and their nervous system has to be retrained for sensation, contractility and voiding.

I'd say it's a thing. Different bodies, different habits, different rhythms.

You joke, but there are already protheses which are proprietary, and have shut down. Artificial eyes is a famous example, where the company making one shut down the product line, and blinded people who'd had it installed, due to it just shutting off.

Digital Renal Management

...simultaneously rolled out with Digital Rectal Management, of course.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repo!_The_Genetic_Opera

But make sure you get yourself into a nighttime pissing habit first, for the lolz

What if they sold one for me?

Many people are good friends with this fella then

Bro wants hacked 💀