stelelor

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Microplastics!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm a public servant, so while it's easy to tell people I work for The Government, it's a lot harder to explain what I do. My job is a mish-mash of like three different roles in one of the least popular departments. When people ask, I say I work for (our version of) the DMV, and that's usually good enough.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Charmeleon! Wartortle,

Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl,

Omanyte, Slowpoke...

That's all I've got. I will shed a single tear in remembrance of happier days.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Damn this one's good, I only noticed when scrolling back up.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I spent a lot of time trying to figure out the difference between these icons:

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Another clue it isn't Quebec is that Quebec wouldn't bother having a separate US section when the States are just a couple hours drive away.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You're either an Aquarius or a Libra.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

There are three feline modern constellations: Leo, Leo Minor, and Lynx. They're adjacent, so they're all visible around the same time.

Leo's heliacal rising from mid-northern latitudes is around early September. Alternatively, it is most easily visible in the evening in early May. So either early May or early September could be considered the "cat days"!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Congrats on getting the job!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know what, the high arctic probably looks similar to that prehistoric moss-covered landscape. Because moss is pretty much the only thing that can survive there (and some very small plants).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

No regrets. The dream was unrealistic; the path to it filled with shitty pay, shitty people, and shitty tasks - all for a 0.001% chance of success. I realized I preferred having a normal life and enjoyed my youth instead. My current life is more enjoyable than chasing the dream ever was.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

The joke would have worked a lot better if Larry's friends were different shapes. There's no visual reason why Larry is the only one that can act as the key.

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