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[-] [email protected] 54 points 5 days ago

I don't know what "rizz" is without looking it up. I understand this means I qualify for a lifetime membership.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 5 days ago

It's short for charisma

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

It's a shortening of Rizzla, meaning you have lost the respect of your peers for not carrying rolling papers

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

I don't even smoke, which I suspect costs me even more respect!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Man, you got no Rizz? Fr fr?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Fr fr?

France France!

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Shut up and get off my lawn!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

I'll take it, I'd rather be old than dead :P

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

it means they're unc ;)

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago

Why haven't I gotten any matches then

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

that redhead looks like a handful

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Rub him the wrong way, he'll burst in flames any minute

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

All us redheads are. (which is probably why I haven't had a match either :P)

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Dating app for pyromaniacs mails real matches to your house.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

so, tinder then?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago

Incidentally, "Drya" is basically what we call a threesome in German.

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Yeah. "Drya" sounds like someone with a thick American accent tried to pronounce it.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago
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Probably a pun on dry + Raya (app)

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Nah, they'd never name an app after the act of speaking ineptly in a stuttering and faltering manner. The real app must be "Humble" or "Humble Bundle" or something.

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