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[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago
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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

In what universe is an interim director allowed to actually steer the agency to this extent? Isnt his job supposed to largely be a procedural formality?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Its a dictatorship. Anything goes now.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

That must be where cheeto nazi is found in the epstein files.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I will not allow anybody to build anything on the moon. The moon is part of my yard and I will not allow people to destroy my view. Good luck getting permission from everybody who can directly see the moon. Fucktards.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Let's not listen!

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

The place tidally locked with the sun with no even temporary bases?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

It's tidally locked with Earth (we only ever see one side)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

And this is why we dont comment at 1am

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Well, one and change

this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2025
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