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[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 weeks ago

We've learned quite a bit about these Occlupanids thanks to the HORG:

https://www.horg.com/horg/?page_id=2

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Thank you for bringing me a small slice of the Old Internet, 1.0. I miss it, and its very specific websites, tremendously and frequently.

Kids, check it out. This should have been your inheritance.

Edit: spelling.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's a fun rabbit hole.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, but some of us don't want to go through a giant indoor hedge maze to get one.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

me too, so simple but a godsend

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Take your fowl magic elsewhere vvitch.

Also id probably lose 4 of these before giving up outright.

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This is clearly derived from chicken magic.

Chicken arise arise chicken arise.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

No, they were invented by chickens.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

I spin the bag and then clip it shut because spinning it gives the bag an easy part to clip.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

Plus it makes the bread dizzy.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Is…is that not what everyone's doing‽

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

That is what everyone is supposed to do, and yet...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Spinning the bag is also fun. Sometimes I spin it more than necessary just to be silly

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

Bread sold in plastic bags is so strange for me 😆 we have them in paper bags, so that the crust stays crusty 😇

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

Here in the good ol' US of A most of the bread found in supermarkets is packed with a bunch of conditioners/preservatives such that it was never crusty to begin with, prioritizing shelf stability over quality.

Actual dedicated bakeries will typically put their bread in a better storage medium, but most people are getting cheap mass produced bread for lunches and the like from their regular grocery store I imagine.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Different types of bread. We have baguettes in paper

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

When I was a kid, we used to keep the plastic bags from bread once we ate the loaf and in winter we’d line our boots with them. To keep our socks dry.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Here, pre-sliced bread (sold on store shelves) comes in plastic bags, normal bread (sold in bakeries and in-store bakeries) comes in paper bags

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

It's called an occlupanid, thank you.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

I have a little collection of these sitting on top of my refrigerator. No one knows it's there. It's my little secret.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Not true, we know it's there now too.

I'll keep your secret. I can't say the same for the rest of the degenerates on this site. (This is sarcasm, in case some lemmings can't tell)

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Am I the only one who spins it then sleeves it inside out back over the bread?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Seems overkill

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You monster

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Fun fact: I used to work with a bread distributor as a stocker for a local grocery. You see, some parts of the grocery store are stocked by industry people, not by the stores staff. Notable examples that I've seen are bread and chips.

As far as I'm concerned, you can do whatever the hell you want with those clips. Use them, don't use them, I assure you that neither I, nor the bread industry gives any shits about it.

Those clips aren't made for you, and by the time you get the bread in your hands, their only remaining use is to keep the bread closed. All other functions have already been fulfilled.

Now, recently, in my area, they moved to paper based clips, which I can only imagine is driving the bread workers completely insane, because by comparison, they suck. To put it simply, there's two main pieces of information on the clip that I would care about while working as a stock person: the date on it, and the color. The date, is obviously the "best before" aka "sell by" date. Anything after that day would be considered stale and should be thrown out. The color actually indicated the day it was made. Usually we kept things on the shelf for about a week before it either sold, or the sell by date passed.... Not all the time, but often.

I don't remember what days were which colors, but 90% of the bread coming in on a particular day had the same color tag, say it's a Monday and Mondays color is red. So before I put anything up, I'd check for red tags on the shelf. If I saw any, I'd check their sell by date and if it's today (or before today), they would get tossed. Everything else would be sorted by color and shoved off to the side as I stocked each item. I would put a line of fresh product in the back and place the older stock in front, tags out. Rotating the stock as I went.

This made it really easy and quick to see what's old and needs to be placed front and center to give it the best chance of being picked up by someone who doesn't give a shit about the sell by date. Every day was a different color, so it was hard to get wrong. Almost everything with a particular color had the same sell by date on it.

In the years following my adventure in bread stocking, I had a very easy time finding a fresh loaf. I wouldn't need to waste my time checking every tag, I'd just shift the front row around to see what's at the back and what color the back row tags are. If they were the same color as the tags up front, I knew all of the bread on the shelf was from the same day, and it didn't matter what one I picked, they would all have the same date.

So while all of you are checking tags individually (or giving up and taking whatever), I knew I had the freshest loaf every time.

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That looks like one of those gifs of people doing impressions of birds, but I don't think it is.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's from a YT channel with the lady on the right talking some newage quakery about the grass speaking to her soul and such and the one on the left is her daughter or disciple or something that is usually acting like she's drugged out of her gourd, doing yoga stretches, and occasionally chiming in with a "that's true" to whatever the other is saying.

It's quite bizarre and kinda funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4s9GLWiUJM

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Not only do I use these, I save and reuse them for other things.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Mine always break by the time I get through a bag of bread at best, what's the proper way to reapply them without stressing the plastic?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

They'll break eventually but it's nice to get a couple more uses out of them for things like bags of frozen veggies and stuff.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Respect for a fellow re-user. 🤜

It always seems like not many people pay attention to that part of the motto.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Pfifft I just leave the bag open

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Bread needs to breathe

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Pfft, I just eat the entire loaf in one sitting.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I believe that was chaotic evil on the chart.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Tried it and I still peed my pants, I think I'm going back to bread clips.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

The wire thing always works.

Fuck the cardboard clip, you get one use out of that fucking thing.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Clothespin gang

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

We used to break one wing of, wedge it onto the tip of our middle finger and flick them around the store. Mom would get so pissed!

Stores around us used to have them for produce bags.

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