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[-] [email protected] 66 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

what-the-hell man id be tripping if I knew that my foreskin ended up on some celebrities face

[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

Do they send you an official certificate?

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

Your donation has rejuvenated the facial tissue of MEL GIBSON

Thank you, FIRST NAME

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I cannot begin to fathom the interplay between antisemitism and doing blood libel-lite with foreskins

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

I would never stop bragging that Sandra Bullock touched my pee pee.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

More like your pee pee is now Sandra Bullock

[-] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago

Can't just throw genital mutilation tissue... I mean "deeply held colonial religous beliefs" out the door.

[-] [email protected] 74 points 2 years ago

It’s not even a religious belief, it was introduced in South Korea by the US in 1945. It’s just a cultural norm forced on them by a country that does it because some cereal guy thought it would stop masturbation.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Using this info to convince MRAs to support the DPRK.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Murican Rifle Association?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Lol, Men's Rights Advocates. Weirdo anti-feminists who say that male oppression is more pervasive and dangerous.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Eh, close enough. It's a shame because there are real men's issues, but people like this have to crap on it

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

"What if we did frazzledrip as a joke" goddamn. Every day they manage to create a horror beyond my comprehension

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

at a certain point horrors beyond your comprehension is just you not being good enough at comprehending things

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

That is the most polite "skill issue" I've ever gotten

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Look there are some horrors I don't want to comprehend, it's a defense mechanism

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Babe wake up new site tagline just dropped.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

frazzledrip

Just googled what this is. I know we joke about the right and projection but if this is the shit they're making up I have no doubt reactionaries are consuming some sick shit.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

I am sorry to have cursed you with the knowledge of what it was

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

It creeps me out that q-freaks can come up with something so disturbing.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

wait you mean they're eating it?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

No I mean like the media and whatnot they consume, it fuels these sick projections.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

but like, how can you eat media?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I have no doubt reactionaries are consuming some sick shit.

Just about all of the "pizzagate" jargon that 4chan nazis came up with was jargon they were already using among themselves when discussing their kiddie porn interests.

In that same way, I think chuds get off to what they claim horrifies them, and hopefully lack the means to actually make their fantasies come true.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

It feels like the Imperial Core is using South Koreans as livestock.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Just the tips, to be fair

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

It's not just South Korea. Look at the "surrogate motherhood industry" in Ukraine for example

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Meanwhile these people get tax exemptions and you will never hope to own a house or be free from debt. :D

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

Always remember that no matter how insane you think the bougies are, they are always somehow more depraved.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

I want my foreskin back.

cw:sexI've given blowjobs to uncut guys and holy shit they enjoy it more

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Me too man, you aren't alone in that.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

They say South Korean cosmetics and skin care are decades ahead of the rest of the world...

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

glasses-off

"South Korea Ranks First In STEM"

glasses-on

"South Korea Ranks First In STEM"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

This isn't new. Bow down before the Holy Foreskin

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